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9.0      ELECTRONICS PROJECTS

9.10      RADIO

9.11       FM wireless Bug

Author: Johnney Rotten (A Cryptic Criminals/Elite Justice Society Presentation)

This handy little device can be used for two purposes. The first is a FM bug,
which transmits on the FM frequency, thus making it extremely easy to pick up.
The second is a FM station blocker (which can be really fun if you are pissed
at someone who just happens to be listening to the radio. In this case, you
can do 1 (or both) of these: A) announce through the bug (on their station)
that Fred (whoever is listening) has just won 1 years supply of orthopedic
shoe pads, or B) disconnect the mike, and let it fry the station.) In this
file, I will make some incredibly lame schematics, which any fool can follow,
(lets see you make good schematics with Apple Writer), and tell you all the
junk you need (duh..) Ok, if you have no electronics background at all, go
ahead and try it anyways (hell, it's not my money your wasting on parts)


Required Parts
--------------

(1) 2n3904 transistor............................[Q1]
(1) 10k resistor (+-5%)..........................[R1]
(1) 4.7k resistor (+-5%).........................[R2]
(1) 1k resistor (+-5%)...........................[R3]
(1) .001 uf capacitor............................[C1]
(1) 5 to 80 pf variable capacitor................[C2]
(1) 10 pf capacitor..............................[C3]
(2) .5 uh coils..................................[L1,L2]
(1) SpSt slide switch............................[S1]
(1) 9 volt battery clip..........................[B1]
(1) Antenna or antenna wire (3 in. or more)......[A1]
(1) microphone (like one out of a phone).........[M1]


Schematics
----------


      --------------*-------------*-------------*-------------*
      |             |             |             |             |
      |             |             |             |             |   +A1
      |             |             |             |             L1  |
      S1            R1            |             C2            |   |
      |             |             |             |             *----
      |             |             |             |             |
      +             |             |             |             L2
      B1            |             |             |             |
      -             |             C1            |             |
      |             |             |             |             |
      |             *-------------*------Q1/-----*------------*
      |             |                      \                  |
  --------*             |                       \_________________C3
mike                    |                                         |
  --------*             |                                         |
      |             R2                                        R3
      |             |                                         |
      |             |                                         |
      ---------------------------------------------------------


How to operate
--------------

1. Turn on (duh..)

2. Turn the variable capacitor until you are on the station that you want to
 use (preferably towards either end, so if they turn on their radio, they
don't get a bunch of audio feedback when they hit your station)

3. This bug does not have a long range (50 ft max), but if you use a large
 antenna on your stereo (like the rooftop kind) the range is greatly increased
. I prefer to use a AM/FM walkman, so I can get close to the bug, and tape what
I want.


9.12     The Lunch Box Transmitter

    The Lunch Box is a VERY simple transmitter which can be handy for all
sorts of things. It is quite small and can easily be put in a number of places.
I have successfully used it for tapping fones, getting inside info, blackmail
and other such things. The possibilities are endless. I will also include the
plans or an equally small receiver for your newly made toy. Use it for just
about anything. You can also make the transmitter and receiver together in one
box and use it as a walkie talkie.

1     9 volt battery with battery clip
1     25-mfd, 15 volt electrolytic capacitor
2     .0047 mfd capacitors
1     .022 mfd capacitor
1     51 pf capacitor
1     365 pf variable capacitor
1     Transistor antenna coil
1     2N366 transistor
1     2N464 transistor
1    100k resistor
1     5.6k resistor
1     10k resistor
1     2meg potentiometer with SPST switch
    wire
    solder and iron
    board
    box to put it in

Schematic for The Lunch Box:

This may get a tad confusing but just print it out and pay attention.

         [!]
          !
        51 pf
          !
       ---+----  ------------base   collector
      !        )(               2N366       +----+------/\/\/----GND
    365 pf     ()              emitter           !
       !        )(                 !              !
      +--------  ---+----         !              !
      !             !    !        !              !
     GND            /  .022mfd    !              !
                 10k\    !        !              !
                    /   GND       +------------------------emitter
                    !             !              !             2N464
                    /           .0047            !          base   collector
              2meg  \----+        !              !   +--------+       !
                    /    !       GND             !   !                !
                        GND                      !   !                !
        +-------------+.0047+--------------------+   !                !
                                                      !   +--25mfd-----+
            -----------------------------------------+   !            !
       microphone                                        +--/\/\/-----+
            ---------------------------------------------+   100k     !
                                                                      !
                  GND---->/<---------------------!+!+!+---------------+
                        switch                  Battery
                    from 2meg pot.


Notes about the schematic:

1.  GND means ground
2.  The GND near the switch and the GND by the 2meg potentiometer should be
    connected.
3.  Where you see:  )(
                    ()
                    )( it is the transistor antenna coil with 15 turns of
                       regular hook-up wire around it.
4.  The middle of the loop on the left side (the left of "()") you should run
    a wire down to the "+" which has nothing attached to it. There is a .0047
    capacitor on the correct piece of wire.
5.  For the microphone use a magnetic earphone (1k to 2k).
6.  Where you see "[!]" is the antenna. Use about 8 feet of wire to broadcast
    approx 300ft. Part 15 of the FCC rules and regulation says you can't
    broadcast over 300 feet without a license. (Hahaha). Use more wire for an
    antenna for longer distances. (Attach it to the black wire on the fone
    line for about a 250 foot antenna!)

Operation of the Lunch Box
==========================

    This transmitter will send the signals over the AM radio band. You use
the variable capacitor to adjust what freq. you want to use. Find a good
unused freq. down at the lower end of the scale and you're set. Use the 2 meg
pot. to adjust gain. Just fuck with it until you get what sounds good. The
switch on the 2meg is for turning the Lunch Box on and off. When everything is
adjusted, turn on an AM radio adjust it to where you think the signal is.
Have a friend put something through it to tune properly.

Plans for a simple receiver are shown below:

9.13     The Lunch Box Receiver

1     9 volt battery with battery clip
1     365 pf variable capacitor
1     51 pf capacitor
1     1N38B diode
1     Transistor antenna coil
1     2N366 transistor
1     SPST toggle switch
1     1k to 2k magnetic earphone

Schematic for receiver:

         [!]
           !
        51 pf
          !
     +----+----+
     !         !
     )       365 pf
     (----+    !
     )    !    !
     +---------+---GND
          !
          +---*>!----base  collector-----
             diode      2N366           earphone
                        emitter    +-----
                          !        !
                         GND       !
                                    -
                                   +
                                   - battery
                                   +
           GND------>/<------------+
                  switch

Closing statement:

    This two devices can be built for under a total of $10.00. Not too bad.
Using these devices in illegal ways is your option. If you get caught, I accept
NO responsibility for your actions. This can be a lot of fun if used correctly.
Hook it up to the red wire on the phone line and it will send the conversation
over the air waves.



9.14     The Infinity Transmitter

From: The Book "Build Your Own Laser, Phaser, Ion Ray Gun & Other Working
      Space-age Projects by Robert Iannini (Tab Books Inc)
Typed by: <<<Ghost Wind>>>
Spread by: The Jolly Roger


    Briefly, the Infinity Transmitter is a device which activates a
microphone via a phone call. It is plugged into the phone line, and when
the phone rings, it will immediately intercept the ring and broadcast into
the phone any sound that is in the room. This device was originally made by
Information Unlimited, and had a touch tone decoder to prevent all who did
not know the code from being able to use the phone in its normal way. This
version, however, will activate the microphone for anyone who calls while
it is in operation.

Note:
    It is illegal to use this device to try to bug someone. It is also
pretty stupid because they are fairly noticeable.

(uF means microFarad, cap==capacitor)

Part           #          Description
----           -          -----------
R1,4,8         3         390 k 1/4 watt resistor
R2             1         5.6 M 1/4 watt resistor
R3,5,6         3         6.8 k 1/4 watt resistor
R7/S1          1         5 k pot/switch
R9,16          2         100 k 1/4 watt resistor
R10            1         2.2 k 1/4 watt resistor
R13,18         2         1 k 1/4 watt resistor
R14            1         470 ohm 1/4 watt resistor
R15            1         10 k 1/4 watt resistor
R17            1         1 M 1/4 watt resistor
C1             1         .05 uF/25 V disc cap
C2,3,5,6,7     5         1 uF 50 V electrolytic cap or tant
                          (preferably non-polarized)
C4,11,12       3         .01 uF/50 V disc cap
C8,10          2         100 uF @ 25 V electrolytic cap
C9             1         5 uF @ 150 V electrolytic cap
C13            1         10 uF @ 25 V electrolytic cap
TM1            1         555 timer dip
A1             1         CA3018 amp array in can
Q1,2           2         PN2222 npn sil transistor
Q3             1         D4OD5 npn pwr tab transistor
D1,2           2         50 V 1 amp react. 1N4002
T1             1         1.5 k/500 matching transformer
M1             1         large crystal microphone
J1             1         Phono jack optional for sense output
WR3            (24")     #24 red and black hook up wire
WR4            (24")     #24 black hook up wire
CL3,4          2         Alligator clips
CL1,2          2         6" battery snap clips
PB1            1         1 3/4x4 1/2x.1 perfboard
CA1            1         5 1/4x3x2 1/8 grey enclosure fab
WR15           (12")     #24 buss wire
KN1            1         small plastic knob
BU1            1         small clamp bushing
B1,2           2         9 volt transistor battery or 9V ni-cad

Circuit Operation:

    Not being the most technical guy in the world, and not being very
good at electronics (yet), I'm just repeating what Mr. Iannini's said about
the circuit operation. The Transmitter consists of a high grain amplifier
fed into the telephone lines via transformer. The circuit is initiated by
the action of a voltage transient pulse occurring across the phone line at
the instant the telephone circuit is made (the ring, in other words). This
transient immediately triggers a timer whose output pin  3 goes positive,
turning on transistors Q2 and Q3. Timer TM1 now remains in this state for a
period depending on the values of R17 and C13 (usually about 10 seconds for
the values shown). When Q3 is turned on by the timer, a simulated "off
hook" condition is created by the switching action of Q3 connecting the 500
ohm winding of the transformer directly across the phone lines.
Simultaneously, Q2 clamps the ground of A1, amplifier, and Q1, output
transistor, to the negative return of B1,B2, therefore enabling this
amplifier section. Note that B2 is always required by supplying quiescent
power to TM1 during normal conditions. System is off/on controlled by S1
(switch).

    A crystal mike picks up the sounds that are fed to the first two
transistors of the A1 array connected as an emitter follower driving the
remaining two transistors as cascaded common emitters. Output of the
array now drives Q1 capacitively coupled to the 1500 ohm winding of T1.
R7 controls the pick up sensitivity of the system.

    Diode D1 is forward biased at the instant of connection and essentially
applies a negative pulse at pin 2 of TM1, initiating the cycle. D2 clamps
any high positive pulses. C9 dc-isolates and desensitizes the circuit. The
system described should operate when any incoming call is made without ringing
the phone.

Schematic Diagram:

     Because this is text, this doesn't look too hot. Please use a
little imagination! I will hopefully get a graphics drawing of this out as
soon as I can on a Fontrix graffile.

    To be able to see what everything is, this character: | should
appear as a horizontal bar. I did this on a ][e using a ][e 80 column card,
so I'm sorry if it looks kinda weird to you.

Symbols:
 resistor: -/\/\/-            switch: _/ _
 battery:  -|!|!-             capacitor (electrolytic): -|(-
 capacitor (disc): -||-                   _    _
 transistor:(c)  > (e)        Transformer: )||(
              \_/                          )||(
               |(b)                       _)||(_
 diode: |<
 chip: ._____.
       !_____! (chips are easy to recognize!)

Dots imply a connection between wires. NO DOT, NO CONNECTION.
ie.:  _!_ means a connection while _|_ means no connection.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

.________________________to GREEN wire phone line
|
| .______________________to RED wire phone line
| |
| |     ._________(M1)______________.
| |     |                           |
| |     |           R1              |
| |     !__________/\/\/____________!
| |     |                          _!_ C1
| |     |this wire is the amp      ___
| |     |<=ground                   |                     R2
| |     |                           !___________________/\/\/_____________.
| |     |                   ._______!_______.                             |
| |     !___________________!4      9     11!_____________________________!
| |     |                   |               |                             |
| |     !___________________!7            12._____________________________!
| |     |                   |     A1        |              R3             |
| |     !___________________!10       ____*8!_______.____/\/\/____________! ^
| |     |                   |        /      |       |                     | |
| |     |    C4             |       /       |       \                     |2ma
| |     !____||______.      |      /        |       /R4                B1 +
| |     |    ||      |      |     /         |       \                    |!|!
| |     |     R7     |  C2  |    /          |       /                     |
| |     !____/\/\/___!__)|__!8*_/           |       |                 S1  |
| |     |     ^             |              6!_______!           neg<__/.__!
| |     |     |     C3      |               |       | C5       return     |
| |     |     !_____|(___.__!3              |       '-|(-|                |
| |     |                |  |       5      1!____________!                |
| |     |                \  !_______._______!            |             B2|!|!
| |     !________.    R8 /          |                    |                +
| |              |       \          |                    |      R6        |3ma
| |              |       !__________!____________________|_____/\/\/______! |
| |              |    R5            |                    |                | v
| |              !__/\/\/___________|____________________!                |
| |              |                  |                                     |
| |              |                  |                                     |
| |              |               C6 |                                     |
| |              |             |-)|-'             R9                      |
| |              |             !_________________/\/\/_______.            |
| |              |             |                             |            |
| |              |         Q1 _!_                            |   R10      |
| |              !____________/ \____________________________!__/\/\/_____!
| |              |                                           |            |
| |              |                                           |            |
| |              |          C8                               |            |
| |              !__________)|_______________________________|____________!
| |              !                                           |            |
| |             /                                            |            |
| |       -----|                                             |            |
| |       |     \                                            |            |
| |       |      >                                           |            |
| |       |      |                                           |            |
| |       |      |                                           |            |
| |       |      !_____________.                             |            |
| |       |                    |                             |            |
| |       !__________.         |                             |            |
| |                  |         |                             |            |
| !________.         |         |                       ._____!            |
|          |         |         |                       |                  |
|          |         |         |                       |                  |
|          |         |         |                       | C7               |
|          |         |         |                       '-|(-|             |
|          |_________|_________!_______.T1._________________|             |
|                    |         |  1500 )||( 500                           |
|                    |         |   ohm )||( ohm                           |
|                    |         !______.)||(.__.                           |
|                    |         |              |                           |
|                    |         |              |                           |
|                    |         |              >                           |
|                    |         |            |/                            |
|                    |         |       +----|   Q3                        |
|                    |         |       |    |\                            |
!____________________|_________|_______|______!__. D1   C9                |
                     |         |       |         '-|<---|(------|         |
      .______________!         |       |                        |         |
      |                        |       |                        |         |
      |       .________________!       |                        |         |
      |       |                        |                        |         |
      \       |       .________________!             C11        |         |
      /       |       |                       .___||____________!         |
  R13 \       |       |                       |   ||            |         |
      /       |       |                       |                 |         |
      \       !___.___|_______________________!                 |         |
      |       |   |   |                       |     R16         |    R15  |
      |       v   |   |                       !___/\/\/\________!___/\/\/_!
      |      neg  |   |                       |    D2           |         |
      |    return |   |                       !_____|<__________!         |
      |     B1,B2 |   \                       |                 |         |
      |           |   /                       |    .____________!_.       |
      |           |   \R14                    |C12 |   TM1      2 |       |
      |           |   /                       !_||_!5            4!_______!
      |           |   \                       | || |              |       |
      |           |   |                       !____!1            8!_______!
      |           |   |                       |    |     7 6   3  |       |
      |           |   |                       |    !_____._.____._!       |
      |           |   |                       |          | |    |         |
      |           |   |                       |   C13    | |    |   R17   |
      |           |   |                       !___)|_____!_!____|__/\/\/__!
      |           |   |                       |                 |         |
      !___________|___!_______________________|_________________!         |
                  |   |                       |                           |
                  |   \                       |          C10              |
                  |   /R18                    !__________)|_______________!
                  |   \
                  |   /
                  |   |
                  !___O J1
                    sense output


Construction notes:

    Because the damned book just gave a picture instead of step by step
instructions, and I'll try to give you as much help as possible. Note that
all the parts that you will be using are clearly labeled in the schematic.
The perfboard, knobs, 'gator clips, etc are optional. I do strongly suggest
that you do use the board!!! It will make wiring the components up much
much easier than if you don't use it.

    The knob you can use to control the pot (R7). R7 is used to tune
the IT so that is sounds ok over the phone. (You get to determine what
sounds good) By changing the value of C13, you can change the amount of
time that the circuit will stay open (it cannot detect a hang up, so it
works on a timer.) A value of 100 micro Farads will increase the time by
about 10 times.

    The switch (S1) determines whether or not the unit is operational.
Closed is on. Open is off. The negative return is the negative terminals of
the battery!!  The batteries will look something like this when hooked up:



  <-v_____.   .______.    ._____.   .____->
          |   |      |    |     |   |
        __!___!__    |    |   __!___!__
        | +   - |    !_/ _!   | +   - |
        |       |  switch ^   |       |
        | 9volts|         |   | 9volts|
        !_______! neg return  !_______!



    To hook this up to the phone line, there are three ways, depending
upon what type of jack you have. If it is the old type (non modular) then
you can just open up the wall plate and connect the wires from the
transmitter directly to the terminals of the phone.

    If you have a modular jack with four prongs, attach the red to the
negative prong (don't ask me which is which! I don't have that type of
jack... I've only seen them in stores), and the green to the positive
prong, and plug in. Try not to shock yourself...

    If you have the clip-in type jack, get double male extension cord
(one with a clip on each end), and chop off one clip. Get a sharp knife and
splice off the grey protective material. You should see four wires,
including one green and one red. You attach the appropriate wires from the
IT to these two, and plug the other end into the wall.


Getting the IT to work:

    If you happen to have a problem, you should attempt to do the
following (these are common sense rules!!) Make sure that you have the
polarity of all the capacitors right (if you used polarized capacitors,
that is). Make sure that all the soldering is done well and has not short
circuited something accidently (like if you have a glob touching two wires
which should not be touching.) Check for other short circuits. Check to see
if the battery is in right. Check to make sure the switch is closed.

    If it still doesn't work, drop me a line on one of the Maryland or
Virginia BBSs and I'll try to help you out.


The sense output:

     Somehow or other, it is possible to hook something else up to this
and activate it by phone (like an alarm, flashing lights, etc.)

    As of this writing, I have not tried to make one of these, but I
will. If you actually get it working, leave me a note somewhere.

I sure hope all you people appreciate this.



9.20      WEAPONRY

9.21     The StunGun: Defensive and Offensive Strategies & Mods to Kit

Author: The 3rd Reich     10.3.86
From: Artificial Intelligence Log 0.04

                 \\_//
            \\\______(0|0)______///
            ///////// \Y/ \\\\\\\\\
                 // \\

    Need a weapon, but don't want to hassle the registration, or worry
about being caught possesing?  Then there is now the StunGun[s/g]... it is
legal in most states in the US (along with every other fucking weapon -
sheesh no wonder it is so fucked).

    Actually, the s/g is based on the TaserGun, that the cops now use to
subdue violent offenders.  The s/g is a modification the the kit u buy.
The kit has 2 prongs that u must actually push into the victim-which is stupid
and risky for 3 reasons:

  1) the attacker may mistake the s/g as a weapon and shooot u dead right there
     when u try to pull it out
  2) the attacker may shoot u as u try to stab him with the electrodes
  3) there may be more than 1 attacker

    The modification disguises it as a shity-old flashLight so he will
think nothing of it as you zap him.  Take an old beat-up medium sized flash
light about 6 inches long. It has to be long enough to house the pc board,
dart gun mechanism, flashlight battery etc. Now, mount the pc board into
the back part, leaving enough room for dart-gun mechanism; be sure to
fan-fold the electrode wire so when the dart fires, it will lead nice and
smooth, and fast.

    You might want to put in a powerful BB-gun type air-powered projector
to make sure the electrodes penetrate a thick leather jacket.  If you are
really mechanically oriented, you would best to make it retractable, so you
can zap 1 attacker, stun him for a sec, retract the electrode, then zap the
others...

Strategies:

    It would be best if you make the s/g still shine a light to keep the
disgise, and to avoid suspicion.

    Test the s/g out periodically on your neighbour's dog or cat to make
sure the battery is up to power and the circuit's are working right; note,
if the animal goes into a convulsing, twitching-muscle lock and dies frothing
at the mouth, its putting out too much wattage, tune it down a bit. You do
not want to to get into the situation where you zap some ugly-reeking ultimate
bad-ass psycho and have it give him a nasty shock and start an epileptic
provoking electrical neuro-storm and he goes crazy on you!

    Its not as hard as you might think to test it out and get some
practice on a human subject: The original developers paid a volunteer to pose
as a human guinea pig. You too can put out an ad in some punk-rocker bar and
will be surprised at the # of low-lifes wanting to get off on this 'new drug'
or 'ultimate pain dispensor'

    Ha, one punk gang requires it as an initiation to get into their gang
and if you ever wanted out, you would have to stand up for 5 full secs of 25
kWatts!

Note:
    1 sec at 25 kWatts will stun you, and posibly confuse you for a bit,
as your neurons deal with the surge of activity and you hear the crisp crack of
flesh being burned away and the bright arc of lightning blind you. 5 secs
is usually enough to knock u unconscious for 30-45 mins.

    Now that you are a certified s/g operator, here are some off/def
strategies for various situations you may find yourself in some fine day.

case A:
    You are strolling down the street one fine day in May, on the south
side of Chicago, at 3am, don't ask why, you are lost or want to do some s/g
practice, when a dark negro pops down from an overhead fire escape and kindly
says: 'Gooood evening, white honky-S.O.B-motherFUCKINGcocksuck-a, may ah
borra 100 doll-as? I will surely pay you back on Tuesday'. Now, the best way
to handle this fuckup is to hand over your fake wallet with fake-counterfeit
bills and fake ID in it. (Note: in case he does get away, you not want him to
l8r be caught with your drivers license, cuz cases have been known where
some dumbfuck temp. secretary has mistakenly given you his long criminal
record-which could take months and major hassles to fix.)

    Always keep your real wallet inside the seams in your jacket or
pants, or inside pockets. Do NOT attempt to talk your way into any kinda
deal with by offering phreak codz etc, as these inner-city scums usually
are 9th grade dropouts whose vocabulary consists of < 100 words and will
not understand or believe you!  Now, in this case, you would not pull out
ur s/g, rather, wait til he is running away THEN zap him! Also note that
these punks may have a gun on you, but usually NOT loaded, cuz they don't
want the hassles of that either, but if it IS loaded, the s/g will cause
him to convulse and may make him pull the trigger, so its best to zap him
in the back.

case B:

    You are driving along at a nice clip along a highway with your radar
jammer when a gang of 'mad max' types chucks a rock through your windshield
forcing you to jam on the brakes and stop. Now, if there are about 3-4 of them,
just get out your s/g and be ready to zap the leader, you know, the big, ugly
one. This will cause the other punks to scatter like flies.  If there are more,
and you have the retractable s/g, zap one, retract, zap the others until you
have them under control. But, if they look like they have guns or bombs,
HIT THE GAS AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE FAST!!

Variations on case B:

    If you are driving an 18 wheeler through the inner city and got stopped at a light, and you see some 'saba-haba-howba-duba' nigger standing on the
corner with a pair of boltcutters lookin at you, there are two things you can
do here: you know that in 15 secs they have the back doors open and are grabbing
crates.
    1) Lay on the airhorn and run the red.
    2) Reverse and crush them against the car behind, then floor it and
       run the red. If you don't want to do these options, then booby-trap
       the back doors to zap'em...

case C:
    Rig up a motion detector to the s/g to zap intruders!

Things to do:
    Say u need bux fast, but don't wanta risk a holdup? well then,
merely zap the 7-11 attendant, what could be easier??  or u may even build
a remote controled model helicopter with a zaper on it to hold up a bank...
they already have ultra small cameras that use CCDs, or Charged Coupled
Devices that can see in the dark etc...all crontroled on a microwave freq,
what can they do besides shoot it down or try to jam the freq?  ...well,
i think u can come up with some innovative ideas on ur own...atom...A_I

    Oh, for info on the kit, see the Sep '86 issue of Radio Electronics mag.
the kit is about $40...there is also some good info bout communications, from
DC to microwave, and other shit...check it out.



9.22     Making a Shock Rod

Author: Circle Lord
From: == Phrack Inc. ==


    This handy little circuit is the key to generating THOUSANDS of
volts of electricity for warding off attackers (notice the plural). It
generates it all from a hefty 6-volt source and is easily fit into a
tubular casing. Originally used as a fence charger, this circuit can be
put to other uses such as: charging a whole row of lockers at school, a row
of theater seats, or a metal bleacher set in the gym. More on this later.

    To build this, all you need is a GE-3 transistor, a 6.3-volt
transformer, and a handful of spare parts from old radios. The ammount of
shock you wish to generate is determined by the setting of potentiometer
R1, a 15,000 ohm variable resistor. Hint: for maximum shock, set R1 at
maximum!


***************************************************************
Item     *  Description
***************************************************************
 C1      * 500uF, 10-WVDC electrolytic capacitor
 C2      * 2000uF, 15-WVDC electrolytic capacitor
 M1      * 6-VDC battery
 M2,M3   * Leads
 Q1      * GE-3 transistor (2n555 will also do)
 R1      * 15K potentiometer
 R2      * 160-ohm resistor
 S1      * Spst switch
 T1      * 6.3-VAC filament transformer (Triad F-14x or equiv.)
 X1      * 1N540 diode



Schematics:

                            +---C1--------------+
                            1                   1   HOT
                            1     +-----+       1  LEAD
                            +---1<Q1    1        )(-->
                          R1*     +     1   +--->)(
                        +-->*     1     1   1    )(
                        1   *  +--+     1   1    )(-->
                        1   1  1  1     1   1    1 TO
                        1   1  1  1     1   1    1 GND
                        1   *  C2 1     +---1----+
                        1  R2  1  1         1    1
                        1   *  1  1         1 X1 1
                        +---+--+--1---------1-->-+
                                  1 +/-     1    1
                                  +*M1*-*S1*+   GND    -





9.30     TELEPHONE

9.31      Telephone Controlled Tape System

Author: NY Hacker (New York Underground Association)
From: P/HUN Magazine Vol.1 #2 (Phile #9 of 9)

Basic electronics knowledge is assumed.

    Why spend $200 dollars on an answering machine while you can spend
just a dollar on parts to make your own. Have i caught your interest yet?
This small piece of equipment will convert your tape recorder into a fully
automatic recording machine. This has been designed in a such a way that
no external power will be needed [illegal, but who cares ?]. Lets say someone
picks up the phone to dial or when theres incoming calls. This gadget will
allow automatic recording to start both ways and when you hang up it stops.
No modification of the phone or the tape recorder is necessary. Simply connect
two wires to a telephone jack or anywhere else across your two telephone wires.
This gadjet plugs in to the tape recorder where the microphone usually goes.

How it works:

(Refer to the schematic below)

    With the switch terminals of your tape recorder "Open", you can
measure a voltage across them that is equal to the dc voltage used to operate
the machine. This is usually aroud 6V. If we apply this readily available
voltage to a pair of Darlington-Connected transistors, Q1 and Q2, they will
turn on and start the tape recorder. To turn the transistors off, and thereby
stop the machine, we have to apply a negative voltage to the base to the Q1
transitor. This is done by the voltage from the telephone line. When the
telephone line is on hook theres 48 VDC. This voltage is divided across R1,R2
and R4 resistors in way that allows the base to Q1 to be negatively biased
therefore keeping the recorder off. Also when the phone is picked up the
voltage is about 12 Volts which leaves enough to keep the Q1 base negative
to keep it cut off, so the tape recorder starts. Simple huh?

Construction:

    What works the best as a casing for this equipment is a fluorescent
starter housing. This will fit the 2 transistors, the diode,4 resistors and
the coupling capacitor but the containment is up to you. Remove and discard
the starter element, but save the bakelite base for use as a convenient
terminal board for all components. This best way to do build this (if building
in a fluorescent starter) is to use point to point wiring because it will
reduce the size. Invert the base so that the brass terminals are inside,
which will make wiring easy. The rubbery material at the bottom will protect
the wires to the tape recorder. The wires to the phone jack can directly be
soldered to the terminal or what i prefer to do is which is very convenient
is just drill 2 holes in the cover and insert them.

Resistors: (Used 1/4 watt 10% tolerance)
R1    270K
R2    68K
R3    33K
R4    1.5K

Q1,Q2    2N4954 transistor     (Radio Shack 276-2009)
D1    1N645 diode        (Radio Shack 276-1104)
C1    0.22uF (50-V) dipped solid tantalum capacitor

    telephone plug
    fluorescent starter
    starter housing
    wire
    solder + iron


Schematics:

                   +-----(R3)------+
                   |    +---+--I<--|-------(+)
                   |    |     (D1)              TO Tape recorder
(-)------+---(R1)--|    |        |      ___(-)     remote control jack
TO PHONE |         |   |/(Q1)    |     |
(+)______|       (R2)  |X_______|/(Q2) |
     |   |--(R4)---|            |X_    |
     |  _|         |_______________|___|
     | |
     | +-)I----+
     |  (C1)   |
     |         |
     ()        ()

These go to the tape recorder micorphone input jack



The transistors' B,E & C are as follows:

                   (C)
                |/
        Base   -->  |X
                  (EMITTER)


Installation and use:

    Plug this gadget into the proper tape recorder jack and set the
machine to playback. Without the gadget connected to the phone line, the tape
recorder should start. If it doesn't then the wires that go to the tape recorder
remote are reversed.

    Now that the machine is playing with the gadget plugged in, connect
the 2 wires to the phone line. With the phone on hook, the tape recorder
should stop. If it doesn't, reverse the two wires which go to the telephone.

    Ok. The tape recorder has stopped, now check to see whether the
recorder starts by lifting up the handset. To set up for recording, just press
the forward and record button on the tape recorder.

Other things can also be done with this. I will leave that to your imagination.

NUA!


9.40     MISCELLANEOUS

9.41    Electronic Torches

Author: Dial Tone

    These beauties are way cool when you are out walking around at night.
You need a paper tube, like the type that wrapping paper comes on. Take the
tube, and stuff the top with newspaper and cotton. Use the starter switch
system (first of file) or whatever to start this, and set fire to things.
Yes, with a wave of your arm, you too can ignite dogs, houses, parents...
Just like Satan!

In closing, remember to have fun and watch for pigs...


9.42     Quick Disk/VCR Trasher

Author: Warp 9

Problem:

    When you absolutely, positively have to trash a disk or VCR tape,
and don't think delete filename or re-recording will cut it.

Solution:

    Build yourself an electromagnet out of an iron or steel bar with as
much small wire wrapped around it as possible. If you don't think there is
enough wire to make much resistance, add one of those metal resistors that
have 10 watts or more ratings in series. Also put in series a doorbell
buzzer or other temporary contact switch. Connect each end of the wire to
a normal plug socket, and put the whole thing into a briefcase or cloth bag
to carry. When you need it, take it out, plug it in, and push the button on
and off VERY quickly. The resultant 60 hz oscillating magnetic fields will
have a lot of power and will wipe any media you put near the ends of the
magnet. Caution: insulate everything, as 110v AC with up to 15 or 30 amps
is dangerous (stuck a hairpin in a socket at age 4, maybe that's why I'm a
little strange? <cackle>). Also, leave your credit cards and ID's with
magnetic strips home, or you will have to get new ones. This is also a good
trick if you want to 'zap' your friend's wallet as he/she comes near the
device. It might be days or more before they stick that bank card in the
slot to see "invalid card #" on the ATM display. yuk yuk.

Problem:
     Your colony is invaded by unstoppable, acid-blooded alien monsters,
and you can't get up.

Solution:
     You'll have to nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
:) :) :)   (<---- necessary?)

Later, eh?



9.43     Building a Garage Door Opener Hacker

Author: Black Manta


        Garage door openers employ a DIP switch that the owner sets to his
own personal "code". The code is actually just a binary number created by
the on/off positions of the switch. The device discussed here will enable
you to open any automatic garage door (aside from some of the new dual
switch models).

        The opener employs a 555 timer as a pulse generator to transmit
 pulses to a binary counter. Each pulse will increment the binary counter
 by one. You can adjust the speed of the counting by turning R1. You will
 have to experiment to find the best speed. If it is too fast, the signal
 will not be long enough to open the door. Normally, about 2.5 minutes to
 complete all 1024 combinations.

        As you hit the switch, it will begin counting up, lighting the leds
for the corresponding switches as it turns each on. This will serve as a
reference so that you can set any opener to.

        To connect to the garage door opener, first desolder the DIP
switches from the door opener and solder an IC socket into where the DIP
switches were. (This will allow you to put the DIP switches back, when
operating in normal mode.) Second, you should connect the output to a
wirewrap IC socket. If you mount the IC socket on your pc or perfboard you
can use the socket to plug right into the door opener. When connecting the
output, be sure that the connections on the wirewrap socket correspond to
the ON setting of the DIP switches.


Parts List:

Resistors
     R1 - PC mount 100k potentiometer
     R2 - 1k ohm 1/4 watt

Capacitors
     C1 - 22MFD

Integrated Circuits
     IC1 - 555CP Timer
     IC2 - CD4040BE 12 stage binary counter

Misc Parts
     LED1 - 10 Light Emitting Diodes
     S1 - Normally Closed Momentary Push Button Switch
     Perfboard
     9V Battery



10 leds going to the 10 pins of the dip switch

Dip Switch Assemblies (2 of 10 shown)

 |------+----------------------------------+--------->>> to ground
        |                                  |
        |                                  |
       led                                led          etc......
        |                                  |
        |                                  |
        +-----> to dip switch #            +-----> to dip switch #
        |                                  |
        |                                  |
        +-----> to IC2 pin #               +-----> to IC2 pin #


Wire in IC2 through the assemblies as follows.

>From IC2 pin            To Dip Switch Assembly
~~~~~~~~~~~~            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     2                          6
     3                          5
     4                          7
     5                          4
     6                          3
     7                          2
     9                          1
    12                          9
    13                          8
    14                         10


>From IC2 pin                    To
~~~~~~~~~~~~            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     1                        Not Used
     10                      IC1-pin #3
     15                       Not Used
     16                         + 9V



The remaining components and remaining pins of IC2 hook up as follows:


>from IC2 pin #8-----+-----(S1)---->to IC2 pin #11
                    |
                    |                to +9V
                    |                  |
                    |                  +---------------+------+
                    |                  |               |      |
                    |             IC1 pin 8       IC1 pin 4   R1
                    |                                         |
                    |                             IC1 pin 7---+
                    |                                         |
                    |                                         R2
                    |                                         |
                    |                             IC1 pin 6   |
                    |                                   |     |
                    |                                   +-----+
                    |                                   |     |
                    |            to IC1 pin 1     IC1 pin 2   C1
                    |                 |                       |
                    +-----------------+-----------------------+
                                      |
                                      +-->>> to ground





10.0     FUN


10.1     Fun With Cars

10.11    Basic Tactics of Car Destruction

Author: Flying Hermit (A Dead Cat Whisker Production) Summer 1987


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    All  the  best methods of blowing up a car require that you get under
the  hood.   Explosives are placed as close to the occupants as possible, for
maximum  damage  and  killing  effectiveness.   One good explosive is several
sticks  of dynamite (about three) taped together with duct tape or electrical
tape.

    The  fuse,  which  can  be homemade, commercial or safety, is wrapped
around  the  exhaust  manifold  a  few  times.  After driving for awhile, the
manifold  gets  hot  enough  to  ignite  the  fuse.   This method has several
advantages  over  simply  wiring the car to explode.  First, if the explosion
doesn't kill the victim, the crash probably will.  Second, if the victim is a
passenger,  the  driver  might start the car before the victim gets in.  That
could get a little embarrassing for the bomber, couldn't it...?

    Old-fashioned  types,  like  the mafia, would rather wire cars.  They
want to see the car blowing up instead of letting it do so on the road.  They
usually  use  three  sticks  of  dynamite, two lengths of electric wire (with
alligator  clips  for easy attachment) and an electric blasting cap.  The cap
is stuck into a stick of dynamite, and its wires are attached to the electric
wires.  Then one alligator clip is clipped to the input side of the coil, and
the other is fastened to any metal surface in the car's frame as a ground.


10.12     How to Blow Up a Car, A Different Way

Author: The Flying Hermit (A Dead Cat Whisker Production)


    There  are  times  in  a man's life when he gets mad at someone.  And
then there are times when he gets REAL mad at someone. These are the times
for vengence. And what better way to get back at someone than damaging
his/her car. The thing which s/he has saved up for, worked hard for, and
paid for. Yes!!! This is the item which you must attack, for most of the
time, it is parked outside, easily accesible at night and very important to
the asshole you want to annoy. The method I will describe is relatively easy
and safe to set up, but very effective in causing damage. The method of
destruction will be explosion. The explosive device is already inside the
car, factory installed just for you to use. It is the standard 12 volt car
battery.

    Let's look at the princleple behind the exploding battery:

    You are by now familiar with the theory of how batteries work, and if
you  aren't, your probably too young to be thinking of these sorts of things.
Anyway,  within  the  battery, is not only a current flowing from positive to
negative  (actually,  it  is  from  negative  to positive, but that's another
story),  but  also  a  small  internal resistance.  The resistance inside the
battery  is  in  the  order  of  magnitude of roughly .0024 OHM, an amount so
small,  it  is  usually  ignored.   But,  that is for normal operation of the
battery.   The  case  we're  interrested  in is for the closed circuit of the
battery  by  itself.  For a closed circuit, the internal resistance becomes a
big deal, and the following holds true:


    (voltage) divided by (resistance) equals (current)

        or

            V/R=I

let's calculate

        12volt/.0024 ohm  =   5000 amps


    Amazing!!!!!   by  causing  a  short  circuit  (closed  circuit), the
battery  produces  5000  amps  of current running through that little bugger.
However,  this  current  is  short  lived, and the battery cannot handle this
capacity  for  long,  so  therefore the battery explodes.  It explodes with a
rather  large  force,  causing considerable damage from the pressure, flames,
and  hurling  lead.   All  these  goodies  combined with the volatile liquids
hidden  inside the engine will cause the vehicle to add another member to the
big junk yard in the sky.

    Great!!   now  we know how to make the car blow up, but we don't want
to  go  up  with hte car, so what we need is a triggering device.  one can go
from  the simple to elaborate, by incorporating sophisticated devices such as
radio  transmitters, but for our purposes, we will opt for a simple timer and
relay device.

    First, we will need some heavy cable, capable of handling the massive
current  without  melting,  then  we will need a relay also able to cope with
large  currents.   Next, we need a timer which will count down the seconds to
our  triuphant  vengance.  And finally, a small battery to run the relay (the
small  battery  will  run  both  the  relay  and the timer if you are using a
digital timer).

    Now:  Connect the small battery to the timer, the timer to the relay,
and  the  relay  to the car battery.  Connect the heavy duty relay to the the
car battery with the heavy cable.  There you have it!!!!


                           __________________
      small batt                              /    ____         _|
   _____     _________________         ______/    /  _||________||_
   |    |___|        |     |  \_______/          /  |     CAR      |
   |    |___|     ___|TIMER|___|relay|          /   |   BATTERY    |
   |             /   |     |   |_____|         /    |______________|
   |____________/    |_____|          \_______/


    Remember,  tinkering  with  other  people's  property is a no-no, and
officer  friendly  might  get  ugly with you if he sees you doing this, so be
forewarned.   Also,  car batteries are dangerous to play with, and if handled
improperly,  may  explode  unintentionally,  causing the concentrated acid to
spray  in  your  face,  making you look like the elephant man.  so don't come
crying  to  me  when  something  happens,  cause  i'll  just laugh at you and
possibly urinate over you if you rub me the wrong way.


10.13     Car Thrashing

Author: Mr. "Budman" Zeek ("Hi-Tec" Terrorists/Portland Apple Corp.)


    There are many ways to thrash someones car. But they basically fall
under 2 topics. These are, 1 to just Phuc it up and 2, to destroy it. As
long as your at it don't for get to steal the stero & speakers.

    The following are type 1 tricks to pull of on someones car.

    Sweet-Gas:   This involves taking the gas cap off of you victims car.
If  it  is  a  locking  cap break it off.  Or you might pry it off, resort to
"Jocky  Boxin" by Mr.  Zeek if unfamiliar with these techniques. Once you have
the  gas  cap  off  pour 4 or 5 pounds of white sugar in there gas tank.  Now
when  the  start there car up and drive away they will go about 2 miles or so
then  the  car  will  crap  out  and they will have to pay some $'s to get it
fixed.

    Sweet-Oil:   In  this  one you open there hood and pour some honey in
there  oil  spout.   if yu have time you might remover the oil plug first and
drain  some  of  the oil out.  I have tried this one but wasn't around to see
the effects but I am sure that I did some damage.

    Slow  Air:   Ok,  sneak up the victims car and poke a small hole some
where  in  2  of  his/her tires.  They only have 1 spare.  Now if the hole is
small  but  there  then  there tire will go flat some where on the road.  You
could slice the tire so this is blows out on the road wih a rasor blade.  Cut
a long and fairly deep (don't cut a hole) and peel a little bit of the rubber
back  and cut that off.  Now very soon there tires will go flat or a possible
blow out at a high speed if your lucky.

    Vanishing  Paint:   Spead a little gas or paint thinner on the victims
car  and this will make his paint run and fade.  Vodka will eat the paint off
and  so  will  a  little 190. Eggs work great on paint if they sit there long
enough.

    Key  Paint:  Run you car keys/can opener along there car and scrach a
long strip off.  It'll really piss 'em off and everyone can see it.

    All-Lock:   You  go  up to the dudes car, right.  And then super glue
the the door lock and door handle where the car can't be opened.

    Loose  Wheel:   Losen the lugs on you victims tires so that they will
soon fall off.  This can really fuck some one up if they are cruzing when the
tire falls off.


    Ok,  thats  some of the begginer shit...now if your really out to get
this dude try some of these....

    First, pause and take a bong toke........


    No  name  for  this one.  but where you pour oil into the engin, pour
some sand, this will scar the head and pushrodes and possible scrach the fuck
out of the cylinder.

    Dual Nutral: This name sucks but pull the 10 bolt or what ever they
have there off. (On the real wheels, in the middle of the axle) Now throw
some  screws, blots, nuts and assorted things in there and replace the cover.
At this point you could chip some of the teeth off the gears.

    Un-Midaser:   Crawl  under  there car with a rachet and losen all the
nuts on there exauset so that it hangs low and will fall off soon.  They will
be  in town and there exaust will fall off.  This method also works on tranys
but is a little harder to get all bolts off, but the harder you work the more
you fuck them over.

    Draino  Bomb:   (Idea  from  Baby Demon) Get a little plasistc orange
thingy  that  you  get  from  you  local  drugest.  And fill this with liquid
draino.   Now  re-cap  and  place  inside vicuum gas tank.  When the gs easts
through  the  plasic...look  out.   this  has not been tried by anyone that I
personly know.  But what the well, your a terrorists

    (*->  Another  way is to get a ping-pong ball and cut a small hole in
it, now fill the ball up with liquid dranio and seal the hold with tape.  Now
drop the ball in someone gas tank and n about 40secs...BOOM!


10.14     Blowing Up a Car

Author: Kurt Saxon
From: The Poor Man's James Bond


    The best methods of blowing up a car requires getting under the hood.
Explo sives are placed as near the occupants as possilbe.  NOTE- THIS ARTICLE
IS  FOR  THOSE  OF  YOU WHO ARE NOT CONTENT TO PSYCH OUT THE DRIVER WITH SOME
PRACTICAL JOKE.  IF YOU HAVE HIS LAST RIDE IN MIND, THEN READ ON:

    The  fuse,  homemade,  commercial  or safetey, is wrapped a few turns
around  the  exhause manifold.  After a few min- utes on the road the exhaust
manifold gets almost red hot and ignites the fuse.

    This  way  is more certain than wiring the car because since it blows
up  on  the  road  the wreck will do the victem in even if the blast doesn't.
Besides,  if  the  intended  victim is a passenger instead of the driver, the
driver  may  start  the engine before the passenger gets into the car...  You
can see how embarrassing that would be to the bomber, can't you?

    Old-fashioned types, like the Mafia, love to wire cars.  They are too
set  in  thier  ways to change and besides, they get a charge out of seeing a
car  blow  up  before thier eyes instead of imagining it going to hell on the
road.

    They  usually  use  about  three  sticks  of dynamite, two lengths of
electric  wire with two alligator clips for quick attachment, and an electric
blasting  cap.   The cap is stuck into a dynamite stick and its two wires are
connected  to  the two electric wires.  Then one alligator clip is clamped to
the  input side of the coil and the other is fastened to any metal surface in
the car's frame as a ground.

    This  is  very  simple  and you'd think anyone could do it.  But sure
enough, there are always morons who will attach one clamp to a spark plug and
one  to  a  ground.   This  usually  results  in  misfires  and  no  end of
frustrations.


10.15     CAR MODIFICATIONS

10.151     Napalm Petrol Tank

    Pouring dishsoap into the gas tank of your enemy. Many of you already
know that gasoline + dishsoap(e.g.  joy, palmolive, etc.) form a mixture
called  napalm. Now napalm is a jelly-like substance used in bombs,
flamethrowers, etc. Now you can only guess what this mixture would do tou
someone's fuel line!

10.152     Exhaust Pipe Ooze

    Spreading dirty motor oil/castor oil on someone's exhaust pipe. When
the exhaust pipe heats up (and it will) the motor oil or castor oil on the pipe
will cause thick, disgusting smoke to ooze forth from the back of that car. Who
knows maybe he/she might be pulled over and given a ticket!


10.153     Draino Pillbox

    1) Put liquid drano into a pillbox (the kind you get when you're on
         a prescription, nothing else will work)

    2) Close lid & pop the thing into the gas tank

    3) Wait 5 minutes

    4) Run

[Eds - We suggest you enact step 4) before Step 3) =] =] ]


10.154     Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower


    For this one, all you need is a car, a sparkplug, ignition wire and a
switch. Install the spark plug into the last four or five inches of the
tailpipeby drilling a hole that the plug can screw into easily. Attach the
wire (this is regular insulated wire) to one side of the switch and to the
spark plug. The other side of the switch is attached to the positive
terminal on the battery. With the car running, simply hit the switch and
watch the flames fly!!! Again be careful that no one is behind you! I have
seen some of these flames go 20 feet!!!


10.155      Installing a Smoke Screen on your Vehicle

Author: Saint Anarchy

   The plans for my smoke screen will work especially well on older vehicles
 and moderately well on newer vehicles. On some cars, you will be unable to
 install this device.

   [1] Obtain the nozzle of a paint sprayer.

   [2] Drill a hole in the exhaust manifold about the size of the nozzle.

   [3] Weld the nozzle in place, attach a length of gas line to it.

   [4] Take the length of gas line and run it up to your drivers compartment

   [5] Hook up the spray container after you've filled it with CASTOR OIL,
       to the gas line you just ran up

   [6] When you need the smoke screen, send the oil to the nozzle, the manifold
       will heat it creating a thick dense cloud of black smoke making
       pursuit of your vehicle almost impossible.

10.16     The Modern Speeders Guide to Radar and Police

Author: Exilic Xyth
    January 11, 1988

        Touched  off  by  the  discussion  on Ripco BBS, I found many
users  asking  questions  about  police radar, radar detectors, and speeding.
With Ron Majors talking about the oil spill that will appear in detail on the
news  at ten I thought a informative file on the subject might be beneficial.
I  myself  had  my first experience with police radar in my fathers car, then
following  in  baseball and my own driving, much more on the subject.  What a
fascinating  device,  that  it will return your speed instantly, what fun one
would  be  to  have!  After a quick talk with a police friend of mine, I soon
took possession of a used police radar gun.


    Part one:  Operation.

        Police  Radar works via the doppler effect, best demonstrated
by sound rather than microwaves.  The doppler effect is the relation of speed
to  the  pitch  of  'sound'.  Sometime, all of you must have had the distinct
pleasure  of  being honked at by a motorist on the go, you might have noticed
that  the  horn  <an F flat on most american cars> begins with a higher pitch
and  as  the  car passes, drowns off to a lower tone.  The sound waves at the
front  of  the  car  are  pressed  together by the forward motion of the car,
creating  a  higher  pitch.   As the car passes, the tone dies off to a lower
pitch  because the waves are spread out.  Police radar works in much the same
way.   The  major  differences are the frequency and the concentration of the
carrier.

           As  of  1988,  the  F.C.C.   is  rumored  to  have  lifted
restrictions  on police radar frequencies.  Before, only two frequencies were
approved for police radar use. X-band <10.525 GHz> which is most commonly
used,  and  K-band  <24.15  Ghz>.   I will assume for now, due to lack of any
SOLID  evidence  supporting the restriction lift, that those are the only two
in  operation.   Police  radar  'beams'  are similar in shape to a flashlight
beam.   They  begin  with a thin width and cone outwards with distance.  Most
guns  operating  at the X-band level have a range of about 2000 ft., although
high power units can exceed 2500 and 3000ft., and K-band guns fall shorter at
about  1200  ft..  At 1500ft., the radar beam becomes about the width of four
highway  lanes, so for practical purposes radars range is around 1700 ft..  A
radar  signal  transmitted  from  the  'Radar Gun's' transmitter, (called the
oscillator)  will  bounce  off  a object and return to the radar receiver (or
antenna).  If the object is moving, the frequency of the beam will be altered
as  it  bounces.   This  is  most  easily  visualized watching water ripples.
Assume  now  that I have just dropped a pebble in a pond, and the ripples are
moving  outward,  assume also for purposes of simplicity that the ripples are
moving  at  1 foot per second, and that they are one foot apart.  The ripples
are  therefore  also one second apart.  Upon bouncing off a stationary object
the  ripples  will  return  weakened, but at the same interval and speed <Not
really  the  same speed, but let's not complicate things>.  Now let us assume
that  a  toy  boat  is  traveling in the water at .5 ft.  per second, 1/2 the
speed of the ripples, away from the point which I dropped the pebble.  Assume
the  first  ripple has hit the boat and is traveling back.  The second ripple
now traveling at 1 foot per second is only gaining on the boat by .5 feet per
second  <1 ft.  per second - .5 ft.  per second>.  This means that the ripple
is  one  foot  away  from  the  boat, as the ripples are one foot apart.  The
ripple  will  take 2 second to reach the boat, as the closure speed is .5 ft.
per  second  and  the  distance  is  1 foot.  The ripple strikes the boat and
bounces back two seconds after the first ripple.  The process works inversely
for  an  object  moving towards the pebbles point of impact.  As the distance
between  the  ripples  can be determined by the speed, on the other side, the
speed  can  be  determined by the distance between the ripples.  Police radar
works  in  the  same way with microwaves.  The microwave signal bounces off a
moving  vehicle and returns altered in frequency.  In this way the radar unit
determines  the  speed of the object.  Radar is only accurate when the object
is  moving  directly  at, or directly away from the gun, although some modern
guns  will  account for this 'COSINE error', most won't.  Cosine error can be
defined  as this:  When a radar signal bounces off an object at an angle from
the objects direction of travel it will return a portion of the objects speed
computed  by the cosine of the infraction angle.  If the angle of the objects
direction  and  the  radars direction is 20 degrees the speed returned by the
radar  is 93.97% of the objects actual speed.  cos (20) = .93969262 * objects
speed  = returned speed.  For example:  A car is traveling at 75 m.p.h..  The
Police officer,  in his infinite wisdom, decides to "Clock" the automobile in
hopes of meeting his quota for the month.  Picking up his handy radar gun, he
aims,  and fires an invisible beam of microwave energy.  The officer however,
being  the  rookie  he is, leaves a high angle between the cars direction and
his beam of 45 degrees. Cos (45) = .707106781 .707106781 * 75m.p.h. =
53.03300859  53 m.p.h.  is displayed on the officers screen.  Lucky motorist.


     |
     |\
     | \
     |  \        - Cosine Error -
     |   \
     | 45 \
     | deg.\ - radar beam
     |      \
     |       \
     v        \
    Direction of   \
     cars travel    \
             \
              X - Cuntstable


    Part 2: Application

        In  1986,  over  15 million speeding tickets were issued, and
experts estimate that over 25% of them were in error.  Police have been using
radar for speed control for many years, and as the technology has become more
complex  and  accurate,  so  has  the  ability  to  get  away with the slight
infractions  of the speed limits set by the government become more difficult.
In  recent  years,  the  three  most  damaging advances to motorists in radar
technology  include:   A>  Instant on radar.  B> K-band radar.  and C> Cosine
error correcting radar units.


        Instant on radar.

            With  the increase of radar receivers, or "Detectors"
on  the  roads,  police  have attempted to bypass the motorists first line of
defense.   The most damaging advance in the war against speeding motorists is
instant  on  radar.   The  idea  behind instant on radar is to make the radar
detector  useless to the motorist by making his warning too late to react to.
Instant  on  radar was developed in early 1983, but never marketed until late
1984  when  the michigan Police were equipped with the first instant on radar
guns.   It  operates  by  deactivating  the oscillator until triggered by the
officer.   When  used  properly and under the right traffic conditions, it is
indefensible.   It  works like a camera, the officer operating the radar will
position  himself behind a blind corner or over a hill.  When the approaching
car  crests  the  hill  or  rounds  the corner, the officer will activate the
oscillator,  taking  a  "snapshot"  of your car.  As microwaves travel at the
speed of light, any attempt at slowing down is futile, the officer behind the
gun has your speed in less than a tenth of a second.


        K-band Radar.

            When  radar  detectors  were  first  marketed  by the
markers  of ESCORT, there was only one type of radar.  X-band.  In an attempt
to  increase  the  dwindling  speeding  ticket revenue, K-band was brought to
life.   K-band  is  a  different frequency that could not be picked up by the
primitive  detectors  of  the  age.   However,  as the frequency got out, the
detectors adapted, and now any detector worth a dollar will detect both X and
K  bands.   K  band  is more dangerous as most K-band guns are instant on and
they have less 'Splash' and range than X-band guns.  This means that a K-band
signal is probably closer to you.


        Cosine error correcting guns.

            Cosine  error  was  a  major  falling of radar in the
judicial  system, all readings were under question in court, the result was a
gun  which  will  correct for cosine error by determining the angle which the
radar  beam "impacts" with the car.  Also new in correcting cosine error were
guns  with 'Speed lock on' in which the highest speed reading received by the
gun is locked in and displayed.


            Moving radar guns.

                 Until  new  developments, all radar units had to
remain stationary as radar measures only closure speed, and not actual speed.
Moving  radar  ended  this  trend.   Moving radar works like this.  First the
radar  gun  determines  the  patrol  cars  speed  by clocking a sign or fixed
object.   The  closing speed of the patrol car to the sign is subtracted from
the now taken closing speed to the target car.
            Patrols speed - 60 m.p.h.
            Closing speed to car - 120 m.p.h.
            120 m.p.h. - 60 m.p.h. = 60 m.p.h..


    Part 3: Defense

        From  the dawn of speed enforcement, motorists have sought to
defeat  the  laws, starting with detectors, continuing to jammers and topping
out  with  the new 'CHiPs detectors' The unfortunate conditions now favor the
police  and  law  enforcement  officials  with  the introduction of new radar
technologies such as instant on radar.


        Detectors:

            The  simple  radar  receiver  is  the  first  line of
defense from radar.  Varied in operation and features, the radar detectors of
today are designed to provide high sensitivity and low rates of false alarms.
Good  detectors  will  measure  signal strength and type <K or X> and have an
effective  range of about 3000 ft.  and a probable range of well over a mile.
Sensitivity tops out around 110.5 dBm/cm^2 for X band and 108 dBm/cm^2 for K
band  <Both  set  by  the  passport>.   A  detector can give you an excellent
advantage over radar by alerting you it's there.  Detectors become especially
useful in chicago where instant on radar is not typically used.


        Jammers:

            Radar  jammers  are  essentially  units that transmit
microwaves  at  a  frequency  dictating  a  certain  speed.   The  result  is
regardless  of  your  speed, the police radar unit will display the speed you
set  the  jammer  to  transmit.   Jammers  are  highly  illegal  and  will be
confiscated if discovered, expect a stiff fine.


        Chip's detector.

            This  is  a  new device, which is really a scanner on
the  police  radio  band.   It takes advantage of a signal transmitted by the
patrol  cars  in  some  states  as part of their dispatch system.  The signal
carries  for about three miles, and the Chip's Detector will alert you if you
are  within  that range of a highway patrol unit.  It also allows scanning of
police radio channels.


    Last words.

        Radar is a basically accurate instrument, when used properly,
it  can  be  deadly.  As I have said before instant on radar is impossible to
avoid  when  there is no other traffic around, regardless of a detector.  The
only  thing  that  comes  close is a Radar Jammer, which will most likely not
serve  you  well  unless it is WELL hidden.  Radar jammers are dangerous with
the  introduction  of the HAWK, a radar unit by Kustom Signals, which DETECTS
radar jammers in the hold mode.


        Aside  from  radar, VASCAR {Visual average speed computer and
recorder}  is a new danger to motorists.  It is basically a stopwatch used to
time your movement between two point of which the interval distance is known.
Using  the  formula  Average  velocity  =  distance  /  time,  the Police can
determine your speed without setting off your detector.


        Instant on radar defense.

            The  only  real  defense  for  instant  on  radar  is
traffic.   Traffic  will  cause  the  trooper  to activate his radar gun more
often, cluing you into his presence.  A jammer well hidden will help, but the
best  technique is to follow a car making good time.  Any police units in the
area will clock him first, and legally they have to ticket him, unless you're
too close.


Remember:
    Do not speed,it is a dangerous practice, and I can not be responsible
    for any injury, or action due to this file, it is for informational
    purposes only.  The Police enforce speed limits for your
    safety.


           Radar guns: Models.

            Radar   guns   are  manufactured  by  many  different
companies,  but  the primary ones are Kustom Signals, M.p.h.  Industries, and
Decatur.

            The   deadliest   gun   now  available  is  the  HAWK
manufactured by Kustom Signals.  It is the first gun capable of clocking cars
moving  the  SAME  direction  as  the  patrol  car.  It has two antennas, one
forward,  and  one  back.   Like  I  stated  before, it is also the first gun
capable of detecting radar jammers.  These run about 2000$


        Kr-11

            This gun is a two piece model which uses a weak pulse
signal  in  the  moving  mode  to  determine the patrol car's speed while not
triggering detectors.  This gun permits a faster clocking time for instant on
moving radar, it runs about $1200


        Falcon

            This is a hand held gun operating on K band Small and
compact it is preferred among law enforcement radars.  It runs about 600$


        Hr-4 Hr-8 Hr-12

            400,500,750$  respectively, these are hand held radar
guns made by Kustom Signals



10.17     The Radar Guidebook

Author: Professor Falken
From: The LOD/H Technical Journal, Issue #4: File 03 of 10


    Anyone who has driven a car without a radar detector before, has gotten
that paranoid feeling that the cops are around radaring.  This feeling is not
a nice one; it is the feeling that somewhere somehow someone is watching you.
In this article I will attempt to explain how radar guns work, what bands
the guns work on, why they are wrong 70% of the time, how to employ stealth
technology in defeating the radar, and last but not least jamming the radar.

   RADAR stands for RAdio Detecting And Ranging.  A speed-radar gun works
under the Doppler theory.  This theory is that when a signal is reflected off
an object moving toward you, the signal will be at a higher frequency than the
initial frequency, this increase in frequency is used to calculate speed.
Many of you have experienced the Doppler effect, which occurs when a noise
from a siren increases in strength (gets louder) as it approaches and
decreases in strength (gets softer) as it moves away from you.

   Right now in the United States, there are three bands that are Federal
Communication Commission (FCC) certified for "field disturbance sensors",
known to you and me as radar guns.  These bands have proper non-technical
names, and all operate in the GigaHertz range.  GigaHertz is a measure of
frequency; one GHz equals one billion cycles per second.  Most frequency
modulation (FM) radio broadcasts are made in the 0.088 GHz to 0.108 GHz band,
in MegaHertz that is 88 MHz to 108 MHz.  The three proper names for these
radar bands are: X, K, and Ka.

   One of the older radar bands is the X band.  X band radar is the most
commonly used radar band in the United States.  X band radar transmits its
signal at 10.5250 GHz.  The wattage of the radar's signal really depends upon
the gun manufacturer.  However, most manufacturers agree that a 100 milliwatt
signal is "High-Power" and the 40 milliwatt range is "Low Power".  The gun's
range also depends upon the manufacturer.  The average maximum range of a X
band gun is 2500 feet.  That estimate is based on the assumption that the gun
is operating at full-strength (100mw).  Most radar detectors give off a
false signals on this band due to ultrasonic motion detectors employed
by various burglar alarm systems.  Large grocery stores also use these to
open the doors magically as you walk in or out.

   Another older band is K band.  K band operates on 24.150 GHz and is not as
popular as X band, but it is gaining in usage throughout the country.  The
normal signal strength of K band guns again depends upon the manufacturer,
but the ones I've seen all operate at 100 milliwatts at high-power.  These
guns have a maximum range of 3000 feet, assuming they are at 100mw signal
strength.

   A new type of radar has been introduced and assigned a frequency by the
Federal Communications Commission.  This new band has been assigned the name
Ka and has been designated a frequency of 34.360 GHz.  Current Ka technology
gives the gun a maximum effective range of 40 to 200 feet.  This band
was originally made for use with photo-radar.  The photo-radar can be set up
on a tripod on the side of the road or in the back of a police car.  The
user then triggers a button when he wants a car in the guns range
clocked, automatically taking a picture of the car & license plate.
At the time the photograph is taken a date and time is imprinted on the
picture.  The police keep one duplicate for archival purposes and sends the
other to the registered owner of the car along with ticket information and the
amount due.   This type of system can only work in places that hold the owner
of a vehicle responsible for any violations that occur with the car.  The
legal barriers for photo radar to overcome are extensive, most notably, not
giving the vehicle owner due process and the presumption of guilt.  There is
a system out now for $19.95 that defeats Ka band photo radar.  I expect it to
be illegal VERY QUICKLY once Ka is more widely used.  This little baby slips
over your license plate and acts as venetian blinds.  When looking straight at
the plate it looks like a normal plate with a black frame.  However when
looking at it from a Ka band Photo Radar's angle it looks like a license plate
with a silver streak covering the whole plate, making it impossible to
identify.  This device is called the Photobuster and is available from
most radar detector specialty stores.

   There are two different types of radar guns.  They are Instant-On/Pulse and
Constant Broadcasting Radar.  The names are self-explanatory, but I will
explain them anyway.  The constant broadcast radar continually transmits
its radar signal, and anything in its path will be clocked.  Instant-On &
Pulse radars are basically identical, and are both very deadly since they are
harder to detect as a threat.  The Instant-On gun is really nothing more than
an ON/OFF switch for signal transmission.  In order to have a pulse gun, all
a cop has to do is purchase one with a "HOLD" feature or just turn the gun
on when he/she wishes to use it.  The "HOLD" feature is simply a button that
keeps the gun on but makes sure no signal is being transmitted.  No one can
detect a gun that is off or in "HOLD" mode.  An officer using an Instant-On
radar gun will periodically check the speed of the traffic.  These samplings
can easily be detected and will give the user of a detector prior warning to
a Instant On/Pulse activated radar gun.

   Many detectors on the market today provide anti-falsing circuitry.  Falsing
is the triggering of the radar detector from something other than a radar gun.

   One or two detector manufactures make their detectors with GaAs diodes.
GaAs diodes are Gallium Arsenide diodes which are a military grade electrical
component that helps produce a good signal-to-noise ratio.

   All new model radar detectors use Superheterodyne technology.
Superheterodyne, also known as active technology, amplifies all incoming
signals hundreds of times, which makes it more sensitive and selective as to
which signals will trigger an alert.  Superheterodyne technology also gives
out a minute internal radar signal of its own, which can be picked up by older
(Pre/Early 1980's) non-anti-falsing radar detectors.  If you have a newer
model radar detector, this small internally generated signal is no problem to
your's or anyone's anti-falsing radar detecting unit.  NOTE: In states
where radar detectors are illegal (Ex. Virginia, Canada) the police have
devices which detect this Superheterodyne signal.  Police can then stop
you and confiscate your detector.  Getting around this police tactic
would be to use an early radar detector without Heterodyne/Superheterodyne
detection technology.

   Many compact/shirt pocket radar units are "exclusively made with SMD's".
These SMD's are Surface Mounted Devices and contain extremely small resistors,
transistors, diodes, and capacitors.  Just because a manufacturer uses SMD's,
that does NOT make the unit any better than a larger detector of the same age.

   Cincinnati Microwave Inc., the makers of Escort and Passport say they have
the exclusive technology for the detection and anti-falsing of RASHID VRSS
technology.  RASHID VRSS is actually the Rashid Radar Safety Brake Collision
Warning System.  It is an electronic device that operates on K band
frequencies and warns heavy trucks and ambulances of hazards in their path.
About 900 RASHID VRSS units have been prototyped in three states.  Since the
number of actual operating RASHID units is so minute, I really doubt you will
run into one.

   There are two ways a radar gun can produce an incorrect speed reading.
These are known as the Cosine Error and Moving Radar Error.  The Cosine Error
occurs when a radar gun gives a lower reading than the actual speed of the
target.  This occurs because the gun can only measure the doppler shift that
occurs directly towards or away from the antenna.  If the object moves at an
angle to the gun, the shift will be lower than if it moves directly at the
antenna.  Therefore the reading the radar gun gives will be less than the
actual speed of the object.  The radar reading can be calculated by taking
the Actual Speed times the cosine of the incidence angle.  So if the target
car's actual speed is 50 miles per hour and it is 37 degrees off of the
mainline radar signal, the radar speed will be 40 miles per hour. Look:

Cosine Error Theory:
Actual Speed  x  Cosine of Incidence Angle  =  Radar's Shown Speed

Cosine of 37 degrees is 0.80
50 MPH  x  0.80  =  40 MPH

So if you see a radar enabled cop coming head-on towards you it would be a
good idea to get into the right hand lane, or further if possible, as this
increases the angle and thus lowers your radar speed.  The other error is the
Moving Radar Error, which occurs only when a police car is using a moving
radar gun.  A false reading is obtained by the unit because before it
can radar you it must radar something along side the road to get the patrol
car's speed.  Most often, billboards and parked cars are used for this initial
patrol car speed calibration.  It is susceptible to errors because of the
Cosine Error, mentioned above.  Once the patrol car has its speed (wrong or
not), it assumes that the target's (YOU) speed is the difference between the
highest oncoming signal and the patrol speed; but if the patrol speed is lower
it will ADD that error on to the target speed.  So the target speed (YOU) will
read higher than you were actually traveling.  Here's the theory and a
problem:

Moving Radar Theory:
Closing Speed  -  Patrol Speed  =  Target Speed

The ACTUAL speeds for these are:
Patrol Car Speed - 60 MPH
Target Car Speed - 60 MPH
Closing Speed - 120 MPH

Due to the Cosine Error the TARGET CAR's speed will cause the gun to
calculate a LOW reading for the actual patrol car's speed due to the cosine
error.

The RADAR calculated speeds are:
Patrol Car Speed - 50 MPH
Target Car Speed - 70 MPH
Closing Speed - 120 MPH

Thus you can see how the police car is going to get an incorrect reading.
This is a good one to memorize and bring into court for any tickets.

   It's been recently brought to my attention that there are stealth-bras for
cars.  From what I understand, the bras actually absorb the radar, and reflect
such a weakened signal that the radar gun cannot detect it.  I have not seen
one of these in person, but from what I have heard they are made out of a VERY
DENSE rubber/metal composite.  The bra probably traps the signal very much
like the F-117/B-2 stealth aircraft do.  The material is probably made up of
hexagonal shaped cells, the back of the cell being at a slight angle, so that
any signal coming into the cell will have to bounce around within the cell
before exiting it.  The inside of each cell is filled with a radar absorbing
material.  As the signal hits the back of the hexagonal cell it is bounced
around inside the cell through the absorbing material, weakening the signal
each time it does so.  Upon leaving the cell, the signal is so weak the
radar's receiver may not pick up the signal until the target is near enough
to give a positive return on the radar screen.  When the aircraft is getting
closer, within radar range, the signal reflected may be so small the radar's
controller may think he is picking up ground interference, a flock of birds
or possibly bad weather.  The actual radar absorbing material is classified at
this time by the government.  The actual composite on the car bra is certainly
not as good as the actual radar absorption material of the aircraft, but I'm
sure it is somewhat similar.

   Radar jamming is done very much the way any other type of radio jamming is
done.  You simply overpower the frequency being used with a frequency of your
own.  Radar jamming/overpowering is ILLEGAL in the United States.  To jam a
signal all you need is a transmitter, an amplifier and an antenna.  To jam a
gun using a K band radar (24.150 GHz) all you do is get a transmitter that can
transmit in the 20 GHz range and a 10-100 watt amplifier and antenna.  Send
out a signal at around 24.05 GHz.  This signal will make the cop's radar
either show a 0 or an incredibly slow speed such as -520.  Usually the
cop's radar cannot show a negative sign, so it will just be 520.  This
10-100 watt signal that you are transmitting will overpower the signal
his/her radar sent out and is waiting to receive.   His/her gun is only at
100 milliwatts, and you're transmitting at 10-100 watts; its like using a
12-gauge shotgun against a rodent.

   Where can you get microwave transmission equipment?  You can check local
electronic shops, satellite stores, Cable TV companies and local television
stations as to where they buy their microwave transmission gear.  Or you can
buy a radar gun of your own, and leave it ON whenever your driving.  This will
give the cop's gun a very strange reading, most likely zero. If it is
possible, once you have the gun bring it to a "corrupt" electronics shop and
have it modified for high powered transmission, preferably in the 10 to 100
watt range.

   Some radar guns have resistors implemented just before the antenna, but
just after the amplifier for de-amplification of the transmitter's signal.
This means that most guns already have a good (1 watt or so) transmit
capacity, but it is suppressed to bring the actual transmit signal to the
100mw area.  The owner of the gun only has to know which resistors to take
out, then he/she will have a functional high powered gun.  If this small
wattage does not satisfy you, you may have to purchase a separate amplifier
for the gun, and have it wired directly into the radar's transmitter antenna.
This modification is expensive not to mention illegal, but then again what the
hell isn't these days.  I have seen six different types of guns offered from
National Radar Exchange.  The following are a few major radar gun
manufacturers that are sold out of most radar shops. They are:

KUSTOM SIGNAL:
Kustom Signal HR-12  K Band 100mw signal 2000-3000 foot maximum range $695.00
Kustom Signal HR-8   K Band 100mw signal 1800-3000 foot maximum range $495.00

CMI INC.:
Speedgun One  X Band 100mw signal 1000-2500 foot maximum range $395.00
Speedgun Six  X Band 100mw signal 1000-2500 foot maximum range $495.00
(Since these units are the same, the only differences are things like
last speed reading recall, 10 number memory, etc.)

MPH INC.:

MPH K-55  X Band 40mw signal 1200-2500 foot maximum range $495.00
(Can clock target in 1/2 second, which is exceptionally fast for radar guns)

The only differences between the models are their bands and their options,
such as a "HOLD" button, last speed recorded etc.

   I have found these to be some of the top units in the radar detector world
   currently and are listed as follows:

MOST SENSITIVE   MOST FEATURES   BEST LOOKING   MOST RELIABLE    SMALLEST
--------------   -------------   ------------   -------------  -------------
COBRA 4120       COBRA 4120      Whistler 3SE   ESCORT         Uniden RD-9XL
BEL 944          COBRA 3160      BELL 944       K40            Whistler 3SE
Snooper 6000     BELL 944        Uniden RD-9XL

 BEST VALUE         LOUDEST           BEST FILTERED
------------     --------------    ------------------
Snooper 4000     COBRA 5110        Snooper 6000
Cobra 5110       COBRA 3120        Other Snoopers
Cobra 3168       Whistler Q2002
Maxon RD25

   I did not get to see Cincinnati Microwave's new "SOLO", nor BEL's
"Vector 3", "Express", nor it's newer "Legend 3."

Just because a detector is the MOST sensitive doesn't mean it is the best
detector. Because of the sensitivity you could pick up more alarms. What
you want is a detector with excellent sensitivity, but good anti-falsing
circuitry.

    I hope this article has given you some insight on how radars work and
how their tickets CAN be defeated. Keep safe and sane,


10.18     Fun Things To Do To Send A Car To Hell

Courtesy of: The Jolly Roger

    There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them),
and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

-    Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
    way through the pavement!

-    Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axle, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
    etc.)

-    Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this on is good!), a ping pong ball, or
    just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

-    Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into the
    tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.

-     Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

-     Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

-     Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this:

                ----
                |e |
                |e |
                |e |
                |e<
                ----

    Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also
called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now
destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats!)


10.19     Highway Radar Jamming
Courtesy of: The Jolly Bodger =]

    Most drivers wanting to make better time on the open road will
invest in one of those expensive radar detectors. However, this device will
not work against a gun type radar unit in which the radar signal is not
present until the cop has your car in his sights and pulls the trigger.

    Then it is TOO LATE for you to slow down. A better method is to
continuously jam any signal with a radar signal of your own. I have tested
this idea with the cooperation of a local cop and found that his unit reads
random numbers when my car approached him. It is suprisingly easy to make a
low power radar transmitter. A nifty little semiconductor called a Gunn
Diode will generate microwaves when supplied with the 5 to 10 volt DC and
enclosed in the correct size cavity (resonater). An 8 to 3 terminal
regulator can be used to get this voltage from a car's 12v system.

    However, the correct construction and tuning of the cavity is
difficult without good microwave measurement equipment. Police radars
commonly operate on the K band at 22 ghz. Or more often on the X band at
10.525 ghz. most microwave intruder alarms and motion detectors (mounted
over automatic doors in supermarkets & banks, etc.) contain a Gunn type
transmitter/receiver combination that transmits about 10 kilowatts at
10.525 ghz. These units work perfectly as jammers. If you cannot get one
locally, write to Microwave Associates in Burlington, Massachusettes and
ask them for info on 'Gunnplexers' for ham radio use. When you get the unit
it may be mounted in a plastic box on the dash or in a weather-proff
enclosure behind the PLASTIC grille. Switch on the power when on an open
highway. The unit will not jam radar to the side or behind the car so don't
go speeding past the radar trap. An interesting phenomena you will notice
is that the drivers who are in front of you who are using detectors will
hit their brakes as you approach large metal signs and bridges. Your signal
is bouncing off of these objects and triggering their radar detectors!l

P.S. If you are interested in this sort of thing, get a copy of
POPULAR COMMUNICATIONS. The ads in there tell you where you can
get all kinds of info on all kinds of neat equipment for all kinds
of neat things!

[Or Anarchy Today =] ]


10.21      Fun Things to do with Pools

Plagiarised of someone by: The Jolly Rodger

    First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing you
need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know that. Second,
dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your "friends" house, the one
whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you reverse the polarity of his/her pool,
by switching the wires around. They are located in the back of the pump.
This will have quite an effect when the pump goes on. In other words.
Boooooooooooommm! Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice-
versa, the 4th of july happens again. Not into total destruction??? When
the pump is off, switch the pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the
phuck out! When you look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you
want permanant damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut
the valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the main
drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should be enough to
have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when there isn't any...
Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and there is *no*
permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must check the pool with
chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine. The other is labeled
alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It checks the chlorine). Go to
your local pool store and tell them you're going into the pool business, and
to sell you orthotolidine (a CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if
possible. The solution is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical.
And sew the bags to the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your
friend! Then open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone
there will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the pool.
Only a little. The "piss" disappears.


10.22     Fun With Libraries

Author: (Rev) L. E. Pirate
From: -cDc- Cult of the Dead Cow -cDc- (A CULT Publication 1989)
Thanks to:  The x ORGanization, Neon Knights, HackerSoft, and LOD/H.
  Also to:  Elijah Bonecrusher, Swamp Rat, Racer X, The Pusher, The Blade,
            Phobeus Apollo, Dr. Ripco, Yardley Flouride, Fry Guy, and
            Ax Murderer.

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        \   /                      presents...                     \   /
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        Well, today I was out with my girlfriend at the library, yes,
I wanted to pick up a copy of Hyde's 'THE PHONE BOOK' (a book about telephone
fraud  and  boxing and other neato things).  Well, to continue with my action
packed  excitement,  I  noticed  that  the  library  still  has  the old card
catalogue,  but  it  now  has  computer-operated  catalogs.   It's  run  on a
digital-vt1200 computer (I think that's what it's called), the system sort of
resembled UNIX in a way.  Anyway, I was fiddling with the computer and played
with  it  for at least 15 minutes.  This bitchy lady came over and told me to
'STOP MESSING WITH THE DAMN COMPUTERS!!' I replied 'FUCK YOU, I'M LOOKING FOR
A  BOOK!' She walked away in disgust.  A sinister smile came upon my lips and
my  fingers  blazed away at the keys.  I tried everything for 10 minutes like
SYSTEM,  COM, BOX, CARD, and even HACKER (I was desperate!).  So I just typed
in  mumbo-jumbo for like 10 minutes and then I just typed in DOS.  The screen
flickered, it read:

                         CAMDEN COUNTY LIBRARY SYSTEM

                            1.  Menion Database
                            2.  InfoTron Database

    Please select a new database.  You are currently connected to Menion.

    >> 2 (is what I typed)
        InfoTron database is unavailable.  Sorry.

    It  then  returned  to the main menu where I should select a book.  I
typed DOS again, went back, but this time I typed:

    >>  2,99E99  (1  more  than  the  largest number a small-computer can
handle)

    It printed:

        FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM ERROR!
        ERROR IN LINE 10200, OFF.

    Then  the  whole  system froze up.  The bitchy lady walked over again
and  yelled  at me again.  I played dumb, 'Duh, I don't know what I did!' She
demanded that I move to another terminal (by the way, the library is equipped
with  9  terminals  at 3 tables per floor, that's 27 accessable terminals per
floor!   Yes,  I CAN MULTIPLY!!) So I oblidged and moved to another terminal.
I  watched her fiddle and fuck with the fucked-up terminal for 10-15 minutes.
She  did  everything.   Turned  it on/off, slapped it, banged it, everything.
Then she put an 'OUT OF ORDER' sign on it.  So I fucked up the computer I was
on, then did 3 others, then moved to the next floor.


    HOW TO DO IT: A RUN DOWN
    ========================
        at >> on the select book/author/card # menu type 'DOS'
        at >> on the database entry menu type '2,99E99'
        then sit back and watch the fun.

    TERMINALS
    =========

        These   terminals   were  just  monitors  and  keyboards,  no
processor,  nothing.  It was obviously connected to a larger mainframe within
the  building.   I  suspect  if you mess with the terminals more you might be
able  to  exit  to  DOS,  crash  it  permanently,  dial  out  via there modem
somewhere,  or  send  neat0  messages to other terminals within the building.
Have fun with this.


10.23     Fun Things to do at K-Mart

Author: The Jolly Rodger


    Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in
society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who can't
afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever see in there
is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in our city.
Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once, I did. You see,
once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of mine) and I were
exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along a K-Mart. Amused, and
cold for that matter, we wandered in. The Tension mounts. As we walked up
to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth Groups selling cheap
cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling American Flags. After
laughing at these people, we entered. This is where the real fun begins...
First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue lights we
could find. That really distracts and confuses the attendents...Fun to do...
The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where they sell
computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple Computers being
sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the laughable C-64 can be found
there...Turn it on, and make sure nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic,
type...

]10 PRINT "Fuck the world!  Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that
                                             effect.)
]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.


    Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station,
and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of the
time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk away. After
about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt to turn the radio
down or off. It's really neat  to  set  ten or more radios to different
stations, and walk away. One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the
intercom system of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the
garden department. You say there's no attendent there? Good. Sneak
carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick it up.
Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'...  And talk.  You
will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels of K-Mart. I would
suggest announcing something on the lines of:  "Anarchy rules!!"


10.24     Fun Things to do with Alarms


    A fact I forgot to mention in my previous alarm articles is that one
can also use polyurethane foam in a can to silence horns and bells. You can
purchase this at any hardware store as insulation. It is easier to handle
and dries faster.

    Many people that travel carry a pocket alarm with them. This alarm
is a small device that is hung around the door knob, and when someone touches
the knob his body capacitance sets off the alarm. These nasty nuisences can
be found by walking down the halls of a hotel and touching all the door knobs
very quickly. If you happen to chance upon one, attach a 3' length of wire
or other metal object to the knob. This will cause the sleeping business pig
inside to think someone is breaking in and call room service for help. All
sorts of fun and games will ensue.


    Some high-security instalations use keypads just like touch-tone pads
(a registered trade mark of bell systems) to open locks or disarm alarms.
Most use three or four digits. To figure out the code, wipe the key-pad free
from all  fingerprints.  After it had been used just apply finger print dust
and all four digits will be marked. Now all you have to do is figure out the
order.

    If you want to have some fun with a keypad, try pressing the * and #
at the same time. Many units use this as a panic button. this will bring
the owner and the cops running and ever-one will have a good time. Never try
to remove them from the wall, as they all have tamper switches.

    On the subject of holdups, most places (including super-markets,
liquer stores, etc.) have what is known as a money clip. These little
nasties are placed at the bottom of a money drawer and when the last few
bills are with-drawn a switch closes and sets the alarm off. That's why when
you make your withdrawl it's best to help your-self so you can check for
these little nasties. If you find them, merely insert ones underneath the
pile of twenties, and then pull out the twen-ties, leaving the one-dollar
bill behind to prevent the circuit from closing.

    If you shoplift and see cameras, look at the brand. If it is
surveillance video systems (svs) you need not worry. these cameras look
realistic to the point of pilot lights, coax, and scanning. However, they
are only empty boxes.


10.25     Fun Things to do at School

Author: Walkon (Temple of the Un-Dead)


    This works best if you happen to have a lot of derelict friends, as I
do... Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to
insure a prosperous school year:

   1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)

2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)

   3) Pennies (about $1.00 worth)

   4) Balloons (small sized for convenience)

   5) Mirror (small hand held)

   6) Liquid soap

   7) Lighter, (matches as alternate)

   8) Firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)

   9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)

  10) Small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)

  11) Wire (10-20 ft)

  12) Tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)

  13) Ziplock baggies

  14) Half of an orange

  15) Light bulb (75 watts and over are great)


    This  will do for now...  Some of the cool things to do are, take the
pennies  and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians try
to get 'em off).  (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the fire
alarm  (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin) and to
a door someplace...  (principals preferably)

    Another thing  to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunsen burner
(in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will
guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... While you're using the
bunsen burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the
bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom, and
get to class fast...  (gas and glue make a nice flame)...

    While you're  in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and
when the  superintendent  goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice
little surprise...

    Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no
one is  in the room, take off the speaker cover on the PA system, and hook 2
wires from it, to your mic. ( then into your locker) This is good for get-
ting your friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use your tools
for that one, and try to be neat about it)...

    Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh...
"Friend's" locker combination... after you get that, take that little baggie
you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or four, then
open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I can guarantee he/
she will love it...

    Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and glue it over
the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes out, thus he has
to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless you rent him your
screwdriver to pry the penny off)

    Balloons  are  fun  to  play with in chem lab, fill them with the gas
that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the balloon tight,
and drop it out the window to the burnouts below, you know, the ones that are
always  smoking,  they  love  to pop balloons with lit cigarette....  get the
picture?  Good...


    Those  fountain  pens  are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
motion  with  your  hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, whatever
you're aiming at) It is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one
of  those,  it  makes it too easy to find out who did it when there's ink all
over the principals face...  (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)

    Liquid  soap  is  great  for use in crowded hallways, it turns every-
body into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from
the  rain)...   If your school is anything like the one I go to, people never
flush  the toilets, A little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I
mean,  what  happens  when the soap is not flushed out of the toilet, and the
suds  aren't flushed out either?  The janitors have a really good time trying
to  figure  out  that  one...   (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always
fun)...   Turn  off the water under the sinks too.  Getting back to the soap,
it  is  also good on the hand railings in hall- ways and on steps, If you mix
perfume with it, some poor grub has to have that stench on him all day.


10.26     Fun Things to do with Dry Ice

Time Bombs:

1.    Get a small plastic container with lid (we used the small plastic
cans that hold the coaters used for large-format Polaroid film). A film
canister would probably work; the key is, it should seal tightly and take a
fair amount of effort to open).

    Place a chunk of dry ice in the can, put on the lid without quite
sealing it.  Put the assembled bomb in your pocket, or behind your back.

    Approach the mark and engage in normal conversation. When his
attention is drawn away, quickly seal the lid on the bomb, deposit it
somewhere within a few feet of the mark, out of obvious sight, then leave.

    Depending on variables (you'll want to experiment first), you'll hear
a loud "pop" and an even louder "Aarrggghhh!" within a minute, when the CO2
pressure becomes sufficient to blow off the lid.

    In a cluttered lab, this is doubly nasty because the mark will
proabably never figure out what made the noise.

2.    Put 2-3 inches of water in a 2-liter plastic pop bottle. Put in as
many chunks of dry ice as possible before the smoke gets too thick. Screw
on the cap, place in an appropriate area, and run like hell. After about a
minute (your mileage may vary), a huge explosion will result, spraying
water everywhere, along with what's left of the 2- liter bottle.

    More things to do with Dry Ice:

"I put it in my teacher's coffee. (Holy sh-t, the place is on fire!)"

"Throw it in toilets.  (Creature from the Brown Lagoon)"

"Make soda from ordinary juice, etc."

"Blow up balloons and condoms with it  (Put a chunk in a balloon, tie
up the end.)"

"Fun stuff. It SCREAMS when it comes into contact with metal..."

"You can safely hold a small piece of dry ice in your mouth if you
KEEP IT MOVING CONSTANTLY.  It looks like you're smoking or on fire."

Fluorescein (the stuff in navy-surplus sea dye markers) is
effective in swimming pools.  Or try a "Baby Ruth" candy bar...


10.27     Fun Things to do on the Last Week of School

    Ok you're one week away from your two month trippin' period... BUT!
You don't want the bunch of fuckers to forget about you hehe? Well here are
a few way of making sure you'll have the best days of your life next year.

First: A few things are in and many are totally out.

IN:    Bombing
    Vandalism
    Assassination <NOT! You want the teacher to suffer from you again.>
    Black Mailing


OUT:    Kiddie stuff like : "I'm going to kill your wife... Sir..."
    Stupid prank of the Full-Of-Shit-Paper Bag-Caught-On-Fire-That-The
    -Teacher-Will-Try-To-Extinguish-By-Jumping-On-It.

Anyhow you get the idea of what TO do and what NOT to do.

Bombing.

    What to bomb ?? Easy Teacher's Restroom, Cafeteria's garbage can,
janitor's bin, and other school property. To blow the teacher's rest room,
I would not advise using a Light Activated bomb that'll blow up when the
teacher lift the lid of the bowl. I'd rather suggest a good ol' plastic
based explosive placed right in the tank [Scheme 1]

VDDDDDDDDDDDD[ Scheme Number 1 ]DDDDDDDDDDD7  This explain where to place
:        _____                             :  the bomb. If you can, wrap
:        |Z?  |        Z?                  :  the explosive in a plastic
:        |@#  |  /     @Y= Plastic Charge  :  bag to avoid water damage on
:        |    | /      # = Timer Fuse      :  the timer. You wouldn't want
:        |____|/_    _                     :  it to go off right under a
:          33  3 ---- )                    :  teachers ass would you ?
:          33  3     /                     :
:     DDDDDY@DD/DDDDD\                     :
:                                          :
SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD=


Vandalism.

    This, I'm sure everybody has performed at least once in his life.
Either by painting a complete wall, or only by writing his name on a desk.
Well why don't you combine the two of them ? PAINT your NAME on a DESK
nailed to a WALL ??? NOT! Here it goes... Usually, school invest in cheap
art pieces.  Sometime, it's a statue of the school's funder, or painting of
some smart-ass dope weirdo, that made big bucks by painting little fucked
up square in puke colors. Well the statue is pretty easy to wreck, just saw
the heads off the rest of the body. Or glue a Dick and two balls just in
the right place. If you're daring enough, remove the statue from one
school, and switch the two of them. Only problem here is transportation.
Another neat trick is to offer an haircut to the jerk. Make him a red,
white and blue mohawk, or paint it in more living colors, smear artificial
blood everywhere.

    Okie painting? Use some sort of thinner to fix these up. Fill a squirt
gun with some Varsol (tm) and spray-n-wash (tm) the thing... It's just
gonna look a bit more psychadelic... WHO GIVES A SHIT ?!??!?

    Break-In and Entering a school. Easy if the school is cheap, just
enter by breaking a window. If not, try the roof, or pick some lock, get to
the principal's office. Make some re-decoration thing. Take the previous
mentioned statue and allow him to sit in the principal's chair... Or HANG
the statue in the principal's office... What else ? Hang the PRINCIPAL'S in
his office. Paint some devilish signs in the office, and use the desk as a
ceremonial table... Spill some sheep blood everywhere, and leave a sheep's
dead carcass lying around. Now... Something that work all the time, is to
connect the phone to the intercom. If you're smart 'nuff you will figure
out a way to make the intercom go online as the fucker lift the receiver.
Sure... It may take some time to fix, but hey! Who said pranking was easy ?


Fraud.

    Ok, lock pick your way inside the teacher's wardrobe. In there you
will most probably find some various shit as Kleenex (tm), Kotex (tm), and
you might even find some useful thing... Cash, Credit Card, Calling Card,
agenda, driver's license, and various paper (Which we'll use later, to
blackmail the subject). Also, rule #1 of Break-In, is PUT BACK EVERYTHING
IN IT'S PLACE ! You don't want them to notice that someone browsed through
their possessions.

    Cash is always useful, but be sure not to get your ass jailed. I'm
sure that if you find cash you'll know what to do with it.

    Credit Card, well again here, you probably know what to do with it,
but one thing : DO NOT STEAL THE CARD... Note the Number, Expiration Date,
and every information you can, but for god sake, leave the card in place...
If the card is missing, the asshole will cancel it in the following 24 hrs.

    Calling Cards, must I remind you that THESE are FUCKEN' UNSAFE ??
I got nailed for nearly 450$ once, and promised myself not to ever use one
of these on my own line. Use them for pay-phone transactions.  It's pretty
useful and can save you lotsa bucks.

    Agenda's are mostly used to pick up owner's street address, phone
number birth date, and various information ranging from friend's phone,
password on the school net, and shit like that.

    The driver's license, you can take. No one will care, beside him,
perfect when you need false ID, and shit like that.

    Papers, who said there was nothing interesting in the phone, gas,
electricity and other kind of bills? phone bill can supply you phone number
and sometimes, Calling Card numbers, and Gas bills, well, these are not as
useful as phone bill, but still, you can rip off address and phone number.
Electricity bills are the same as gas bill. One thing you should look for
is the receipt that the subject collects from various sources. I know for
one that gas stations emit receipts when you pay by Credit Card. Seek them
out.


Blackmailing.


    If you really want to piss off you mark, this is the way to go first,
let me tell you that sticking newspaper letter on a piece of paper is not
the best way. It's long and it's dirty too, I'd rather suggest that you use
some of the modern ways of blackmailing, phone and Typewriter. If you're
good at that, you can fool around with pictures, sending your favorite
teacher a letter containing pictures of him and another chick in a
whorehouse, or a picture of him in a gay bar. If you prefer the old way,
ask him to give you 500$ if he wants his dog back alive...Include a picture
of the dog hanging to a rope. Then, you'll have to plan for a collect site

    Again, Public park garbage can are NOT recommended... You would prefer
a dark alley which you've sweeped out completely for cops and various
unwanted people... Clearly state in your letter that if cops are warned, or
that if he's not alone, the animal will be tortured and the mutilated
before being killed. Ok...Enough bullshitting... Blackmailing is useful,
because you can get almost everybody to do whatever you want, and whenever
you want them to do it.

This, I hope will keep you busy until the end of the school year.

Assassination.

    Yeah, I know, I wasn't supposed to cover this in, but what the heck.
I feel like it today (Rainy Day, Bad Day at school etc).

    One of the best way to kill or seriously harm somebody with the less
chances of you getting caught, is your mark's car... A gas tank could
easily catch on fire while he's driving the car.

Follow the next simple steps to clean assassination.

1.    Find out where the asshole lives.
2.    If the car is in a garage, forget it, and wait 'till the car is out.
3.    Always do this at night, you don't wanna be seen.
4.    Open the tank and check if it's full, you don't want him to see you
    messed with the tank.
5.

        VDDDDDDDDDD[Scheme Number 2]DDDDDDDDDDDD7
        :  \_______                             :
        : _ _.---._)                            :
        :(_[o]  /__| <- Break Light.            :
        : __       |     _ _                    :
        : _  \     |    (_[o] = Opened Gas Tank :
        : _)  ]___/                             :
        : ___/          .---. = Wiring          :
        SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD=


    Ok. Remove the back light cover on the gas tank side, and just hook
a wire on the red wire that is supposed to be there. Hook another on the
black wire. Discreetly tape the wire with transparent tape the closest
possible to the car, and open the gas tank. now, twist the wires together,
and work them the deeper you can in the tank. You may need a screwdriver to
pierce a hole through the small metal net that stop thieves from suckin'
the gas from the tank. Now, just stick the cover back in place and close
the tank. If your thing is too obvious, the guy will probably check it and
remove it, but if it's concealed enough, he's cooked the next time he'll
hit the break... 'Cuz if you have not yet figured out what is gonna happen,
well... The two wires will induce a short circuit, which will most likely
produce a spark, which will ignite the fumes, and BAM!


10.28    Fun Things to do to disrupt School Assemblies!

Author: Sid Vicious
From:  -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- 1986
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    Basically anti-social, anti-establishment?  Hate school?  Who doesn't!
Here's 20 things to screw up those JOCK-O-RAMA pep rallies and various other
senseless assemblies in your fascist school...just TRY to have fun..

 1.  When the cheerleaders start bouncing (literally) around trying to get all
     the wretched students to do their demonic, assinine chants (Beat 'em up
     beat 'em up, rah rah rah!  Snap those spinal cords, ha ha ha!" , you
     should get everyone to chant something like "The New Discipline Management
     Plan SUCKS - The New Discipline Management Plan SUCKS!" etc.

 2.  When the cheerleaders yell, "Are you ready!??"--You yell reeeal loud,
     "NO!"

 3.  After their cheers yell stuff like, "Violence Rulez! Guns R cool!
     And we've got guns, in our school!"

 4.  Yell cheerleader, twirlers, football players names when they are
     introduced or just simply to embarrass them...

 5.  Stand up and ask in a loud voice for one of the cheerleaders to marry you.

 6.  Say in a loud voice, "I gotta go to the bathroom!" then walk down in the
     middle of the pep rally and leave.
     If they try to stop you, just start hoping up and down like you can't hold
     it...They'll let ya go...when they say, "ok, you can go!", run as fast as       you can to a remote bathroom(i.e.-home) where they can't follow you...

 7.  When a twirler drops her baton or a cheerleader messes up, laugh as loud
     as you can...i mean REALLY LAUGH HARD!

 8.  If like the principle comes up behind you and sits, turn around and say,
     "Ok, Mr. So-n-So, on the count of three yell, Down with Mr. So-n-So
     (his name in both places)

 9.  Get those air horns and rig it up to where when someone sits down, it'll
     go off....everone will look around dumbfounded to see who's doing it...
     They'll never know...

10.  Water Balloons is a definate possibly, but i don't suggest it...yesterday
     at ours, i was playing with this purple balloon like a beachball...ya
     know, bouncing it between people and 'accidently' letting it get away from
     you where hopefully someone will pop it...or you could just pop a few
     yourself

11.  If you're terribly brave or stupid you can stand up and yell, "East
     Lubbock/Wherever Rulez!" or "Beaners suck!"

12.  The airhead cheerleaders ask you to yell, right?  Yell at all times...
     even when it's supposed to be semi-quiet...

13.  Make a fire.

14.  Spray the cheerleaders pom-poms with that dog training stuff or fart spray

15.  If you're in the band, play the music that you think is more suiting for a
     pep rally...

16.  Scream anti-scholastic things during the school song

17.  DO a complete reversal and dance to the fight song...(this one is good if
     you are sitting near the front or the middle)...just stand up and dance
     and sing the words if ya know 'em!

18.  (this one is unlikely for some reason...) Write your name or the opposing
     teams name on the gym/football field with like kerosine and light'er up!

19.  Get snap -n- pops and sit at the top and throw 'em at everone.(heh)

20.  Lock 'em up!  That's right! Get chains and lock all doors to the gym...
     ..then ya got 2000 angry students with only 15 teachers..I dunno who would
     want out worse, the students or the teachers...heh.


  (I tried alot of these for the first pep rally of the season at my stupid
  private school...I didn't get to try the things that required planning
  (burning the school down, lock ups, air horn, ect) but I did do all of the
  yells and dancing and proposing marriage, chanting, singing, ect.)

  Thanks to myself for writing this file, and the corrupt administrators for
  giving me something to write about...

(c)1986  cDc communications by Sid Vicious                          0/0/86-06
All Rights Worth Shit


10.29   Fun Things to do with Traffic Lights

Author: Dial Tone
From:  -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- (c) 1988
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    To start off, I would like to say that Black September Pirates
(BSEPT) have no affiliation with cDc communications (cDc).  The only reason
I put them on my files is because I happen to be a member of both groups.
So if you think we're together, blow me.

Starting Off.

    Ok well, I hope you've read as many lockpicking files that you can
find 'cause you have to know how to pick locks very well.  Not Master or
American locks but the built in door kind.  Or just have some plastic
explosives on hand.

    Ok. What you do is you just go out at night (around 3:00 am) or so,
but earlier if you're into bloodshed and car accidents. Look for a traffic
light with green, red, and yellow. If you're color blind it won't help you
if you read this anyway. Look around and you'll see a big silver box and a
smaller one sitting next to it. Make sure no one is watching, but if you
can become invisible, don't worry about it. Open the big silver box and
you'll see 2 switches and a button on the end of a cord. The first switch
is the automatic/manual switch. Its to switch the lights around. The
second switch is to turn all the lights to blink yellow. I think you can
figure out how to flip a switch and push a button.

Having fun with it.

    Ok if you really have a fuckin' sick ass mind and are into gore and
glass and shit, flip the automatic/manual switch to manual and grab the
cord and wait for a group of cars to come down the road with the green
light and some cars waiting at the red light. When the light is green, and
the other light is red, hit the button when the second or third car has
gone through the green light and smack that button. Zoom. Crash. Run
like hell. The second one is so you can do shit, but you don't have to be
there to watch. When you see cars coming in both directions, flip the
blinking switch on and run or sit and watch if you like that shit.
Immediately the yellow lights will blink and both cars will forget to stop
and watch for each other. CRASH!

To end.

    If you have any thing against this file, suck my dick.  I'm not
responsible for whose cars you wreck if you do this.


Thanks to: Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Phantom Access, L.E. Pirate, and
           Psychedelic Warlord

 (c) 1988 cDc communications  by Dial Tone         e.o.f. 10:12pm EST 1/3/88-33
 All Rights Worth Shit


10.30     How to Steal a Dumpster

Author: The Dark Static (The Nashua Cult)
From:  -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- (c) 1990

    This has never worked for me, so add any helpful tips you can!
First: Find a dumpster full of goodies [hard to find these days]. Call up the
Dept. Of Sanitation, and pose as a manager of the place... explain that you are
having a problem with the dumpster being too full to put anymore in. Hassle
them until they agree. If that works, they will send out one of those garbage
trucks that lift dumpsters and dump their contents into the truck. The driver
arrives: Hide in the bushes somewhere, and make sure there is no one around
the dumpster area or within viewing range of the victim dumpster. He will
get the dumpster hooked on, and then begins to lift it into the air.  This is
where the hard part comes in. Remember when you always pretended to be in one
of those Ninja movies [or not], well it's come true! Sneak to the dumpster.
Now begin frantically screaming that someone is in the dumpster after 4 seconds
of lifting. At this time, jam the joint thingy with a metal bar or something
strong. Now all this takes good timing, so NEVER panic if you want a
successful theft.

    The reason this didn't work for me, is because there actually was
someone in the dumpster, and he blew my cover by screaming in sheer terror.
Well, anyway, don't let my sad but enlightening story get you down, rather
learn from it, and tell it to your grandkids.

    On with the scandal - The driver will either come running out, or try
to put the dumpster back down. Seeing that choice B doesn't work, he will
come running out. This is the perfect moment to nail him in the head with
a nearby stone, knocking him out. If you planned poorly, and nothing was
available to hit him with, or he was just plain immortal, then this is when
you make a run for it and try some other day. Otherwise, proceed to the
next phase of your plan.

    Alright, so the driver's knocked out. Note: The dumpster should still
be in a half-lifted position, since you jammed the lever. Now get in the truck
and drive home. You should have made a neatly done concrete base for your
newly owned dumpster. If not, anywhere in the yard will do.  If your 'rents
get pissed off, just lock 'em up in the dumpster for later use. You're not
done yet by any means! You've got a HOT dumpster truck on your hands. Now
there are many uses for this bold machine, but here are a just a few concepts:
Run it into the police station with a threat note attached, sink it to the
bottom of the lake, or just sell it to one of your neighbors. Anyhow,
congratulations! You now have stolen a dumpster!


10.31     How To Lock Someone In Their Own House

Author: The Dark Static (The Nashua Cult)
From:  -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- (c) 1990

    This one, I have done before. It is really a lot of fun, and can turn
those boring Sunday nights into a fun filled vacation. You will need some rope
on this one, and a few other things. Let's get started with the doors. For
the front door; take a length of rope, tie it around the doorknob and then tie
the other end to a tree. Doors open into the house, so they won't be able to
pull it open. If their aren't any trees, just tie it to a support beam or a
mailbox. Next, you have to get the other doors. Following the example, come
up with your own stuff. Ok, we don't want the victim to know what's going on,
so we have to cover the windows somehow. Just get some of that wood glue
that you see lying around when they're building a house and glue a piece of
plywood over their windows. Now, let's take care of any sliding doors - just
take a pole or anything and stick it in the gap so the door won't open.  It's
the same thing some people use to lock them from the inside. This would be
a good time to glue the mail slot shut, so they can't peek out. If there are
any dogs in the yard, just give 'em a bone with glue all over it... that will
glue his jaws together so he can't bite OR bark.  I've pretty much covered it
all; oh yeah, cut the phone line.

    Now, they are totally locked in from the outside world. If they have a
CB, it might not be as effective. The next morning, alert your neighbors and
watch the suckers try to get out. The neighborhood will never treat them the
same again....

Watch for other bullshit files on a BBS near you!

Oh, and a little note about myself. The reason my alias changed from Avenging
Rebel to The Dark Static is because someone else was using the former alias,
and I found out he's had it a few years longer than I've had it.

(c)1990 cDc communications by The Dark Static. 02/07/88-04/03/90-#127
All Rights Pissed Away.


10.32    Fun Things to do with a BIC Lighter
Author: The Leftist

Shower of sparks from nowhere:

    This trick is done usually with an empty lighter.  Disassemble the
top, being careful not to loose the flint, and the spring, which are under
the striker wheel.  Throw away everything else, unless there is still some
fluid in the lighter, which can be used for some of the other things in
this file.  Save the flint and spring.

    Ok, now take the spring, and pull on the end a little, and stretch
the spring out a little longer than the flint.  Next, take the flint, and
kind of wrap the end of the spring around it.  It should look sort of like
fig. A.  Next, the fun part.  Take the spring, and hold it by the end that
doesn't have flint on it, and heat the flint till it glows.  Don't worry,
the heat won't burn your fingers.  Then, throw it flint first at victim,
pavement, or whatever.

         Fig. A
                        \/\/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\------
                        /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\------ <- heat this end
                             ^                     ^
                             |                     |
               spring                flint


What to do with leftover lighter casing:

    Light one of the striker wheel supports, and lay it upside down in
a corner and run like hell!  This will blow pretty good.  You can also take
the casing and wrap it loosely in a paper towel, light the towel, step
back, and shoot it with a BB gun.  Fun.  Experiment, but don't ever
puncture the lighter, while you're holding it, that would be foolish.


10.33    Fun Thinggs to do in Rural Towns

Author: The Prime Anarchist

- Buy a paper from an honorbox and put all the others on top or next to the
  box with a rock on em.

- Move the yellow "police line do not cross" ribbons to cordone off streets
  or busy walkways.

- Swap the streetsigns.
- Move for sale signs to other houses.
- Grocery stores have cards where you can put up free ads. Advertise
  something outrageously cool like a $30 snowblower for someone.

- Use a truck to steal all the garbage cans and put them all in storage
  somewhere. Then put an ad in the paper: garbage cans for sale: real cheep.

- Take orange construction cones and make detours. The one that works best
  for us was this: block off 4 4way intersections so they all have to detour
  to the right, and go in a complete circle. When the circle fills up traffic
  will be at a standstill til a policeman can show up and figure things out.

- Put signs on convenience store doors "Back in 5 minutes".

- Get out a plumbing wrench and open all the fire hydrants.

- Advertise garage sales for people.

- Find out a professor's name at a local community college and call in sick
  for him pretending you're his wife or roomate.

- Call Mary Kay cosmetics, or Avon, or a hearing clinic as someone and
  arrange a free makeover/eartest in "your" home.


10.34    How To Fuck Up The World

Author: The Neon Knights and Metal Communications 10:03 pm 2/12/1986 From:
==Phrack Inc.==  Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #3 of 10

Thanx to:

The Metallain, Zandar Zan, Marlboro Reds, ACID, The High Lord Satan, Apple
Maniac, The Necrophiliac & The Necrophobic (for their awesome dox-file
skills), Slayer, Megadeth, Overkill, Samhain, The Misfits (fuck yea Hi
Glenn!), The Blade, Killer Kurt and Steve Wozniak even though he's a wimp!

Fuckings to:

Fuck off all niggers jews commusnists retarted arabians peopel who dont own
computers and any welfare starving shit headed bastard who doesnt have an
Applecat modem!

[Ed - Note, we kept the spelling mistakes in 'cause this guys was
 fucking tripping BIG TIME!!]

The Phile itself:

    When your like me and get bored eassily its veryt hard to keep
fuctiong the way your parents expet you to. I would go out with Killer Kurt
all the time and dest roy evrything we coiuld find that looked stupid,get
drunk off my ass,trip on aci d(like im doing righ now),use the
necronimiconm to summon a watcher to kill my t eachewrs my douchbag bratty
sister and the fat sickining son of a bitch that liv es next door to me,and
my parents would very rarely do anything to try to stop m e. i gues they
just thought i was goin throuhg a phase or sometihg like that. We ll I
finalyl hit upon the perfect combination of things to do that not only get
your parents to reac, the are a hell of a lot of fun and cause so much
evil, cha os, and havoc that Satan will be sure to reservbe a good seat in
Hell for you. S o now Here are step by stpe instructins on HOW TO FUCK UP
THE WORLD

Step one:

    Get.a large supply fo plastics garbage bags, gas or other
very flammabl le shit,and a flamsthrower or somet other way to light fires
from a distance (ju st to make sure you dont die yourself before your
ready).Also i forgot to mentio n,take a good amount of drugs befoere you
start doin this so youll be able to fi nish what you start.I reccommend
about three hits of blotter acid (4way album co ver is best,thats what i
use),about 2 grams of weed (smoked),some mescaline if y ou can get it
(arizona is a great place to pick it yourself),and of course the g ood old
american tradition of JACK DANIELS. Most people mix this with coke but I
have invented a new way to do it,which ya do by mixing it with JOLT cola
instead. tHIS (godamn fuckin caps lock key) will get you really goin, you
may want to use some speed as well so you dont pass out and some ludes or
other type of down er just to keep you balancd well. now make sure you can
still stand up (once you get that far the rest will come naturaly) and get
in yer pickup (if you dont hav e a pickup there is no hope for ya!) and
drive. Oh remember to take the gas, bags, and light with you.

Step two:

     Drive to a secluded area and preparew for your assault on the
armies of the conformist bastards. What your gonna be doin here is
summoning a demon. Th is is one of the waeker types according to the
Necromnicon so you can control it easily in your druged state but powerful
enouhg to actually be of use to ya. So draw yer pentagram on the ground,get
a Slayer tapepl aying (no motley crue!!! or the demon will laugh its ass
off at you before killing you and eating your soul.  Adn thats a big waste
of time  not to mention no fun at all.) set candles at all cardinal points
and cut a long incision down the lenght of your arm about frmo mid-bicep to
just before your wrist as you dont want to bleed to death,just enou gh to
get about 3/4 of a pint or so. Drip all this blood inside the pent.,and ch
ant the following: "YOGGIH PPEDRILS, STOWART EHNTAHL SHILGLI DRAGGULS
UOHT!"  Say this5 times and you shoukld noteice the candles flikckering
(hmm i blieve th e rrUSH is starting to come on nwo, this sucker relly was
worht 40 a sheet!!)! B y the way that shit up there that ya say is not nay
kind of backjwards bullshit, it is the real stuff. I paid 40 bux for my
copy of the youknowwhat so i oughtta know. now where was i o yeah. Onece
the damn thing appears thjen you gotta estab lish control over it real
qiock before it start getting any ideas. by the way in caser you wodering
what it will look like it is a big motherfucker approx. 20 fe eet tall with
green leathery sking. If you get the wrong one it doesnt really ma tter
that much anywayt since youll be dyin soon but it helps. so now get it to f
ly along above yer truck (tell it to be invisible so ya dont have peopl
starin a t ya!) and drive back to whereever it is that your gonna destroy.

Step three:

    stop back at yer house wreal quick and pick up the follwng. If you
dont have all this at house then just go by a hardware storte and a
drugstore and picjk it up. if the owner objkects then just take out his
kneecaps with your cro wbar and he wont be goin anywhere for a long time.
30 dozen hammers 50 gallons of paint (asorted colors is nice but not
necesary) (jesus this is weird, have any of you ever seen ther letters on
yer screen wiggl ing and boucing  didnt think so!!) now where was i/ 5-10
tanks of propane 100+ gallons of gas (for a seperate use than the gas i
alreadyu mentiond)

from the drugstore,or your closet if your like me and keep a constant supply of
every kind of drug ever made):

1,000 doses of pseudoephedrine (there we go,i spelled it right! well ive got the
catalog next to me so fuck it anyway,it doesnt mean shit.neuither does your mama
. i think im getting off track - wel then again it is kind og amazing cause my
ingers are twichin so bad)
5,000 doses of LSD
250 doses of qualudes
600 cases of JACK DANIELS

    ok now for the good part. Consume all of these yourself! HAAHAHA! i
bet you thou ght you were suposed to put them in the citys water supply or
soething! but now you better get moving cause this is all gonna take effect
within the hour! but i f ya wanna save some to put in the citywater then go
ahead,you wont have quite a s much fun but who the fuck am i to tell you
exactly how to do things.

Step four:

    Drive to the heart of the city. on the way see how many little old la
dies and fag poodles ya can hit. When ya get to the talest building in town smas
h into a fire hydrant in front of it. now get out and run like a bitch *just hav
e the demon carry all the shit for ya*! and go to the FUCKEN TOP of the building
. here is where you do all this.

    Make the demon inhale all the propane, and give him the smaler
amount of gas (the one I talked about first..go back about 70 lins or
so./) to drionk. Now hes al l set. now YOU have to get on his back. make
him carry the hammers and paint and the largetr amount of gas. Have him
take off and fly all over the city aas he fl ys just throw hammers down at
building windows and people and paint at both of t hose too! Now i bet you
thinking i forgot all about those garbage bags and the f lamethrowr. Hell
no i didnt! with the little bit of propane hes got left have hi m blow up
the bags so they make a giant baloon. now you take the big amount of g as
and drink it (after all those other drugs it should be a smnap!) and jump.
Wi th your weight off him and all that propane in him and with that baloon
he will instantly take off straight up into heaven, where he will cause
some wicked shit to happen! As for you, you will fly down and hit the
ground, and be goin so fast that you go right through all the way to Hell.
Once you get there all the gas in you will ingite and BOOM! Satan will be
proud of you for sure! a perfect ending to a perfect day!

[Ed - and remember, what ever you do, just don't do drugs!]
[... or you'll end up typing like that!!! =] =] =]        ]




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10.35     Phun Things to do in the Vast Malls of Suburbia

Authors: The Happy Hacker and Digital Destruction


1.
    Get 500 mg gelatin capsules and fill about 100 of them with high-
potency suds. Also fill about 30 capsules with red Jello mix. Dump all the
capsules into the large fountain that is the central part of many malls.
The time necessary for the capsules to dissolve and wreak their havoc will
be sufficient for you to make a non-hasty exit from the area.


2.
    Take a penny, and wrap a (1/4") strip of litmus paper. Wrap that in a
foil gum wrapper, making sure the penny, litmus paper and the foil all
touch each at some point. You now a crude version of an electronic theft
device! Place it in a plant next to the security "towers" at the exit of
the store. The alarm will keep going off, and no one will be able to figure
out what's setting it off!!


3.
    Phun with Mannequins! Try these!

          a. Put Groucho Marx glasses on them.
          b. Switch wigs on male and female
             mannequins.
          c. Make them hold signs with
             revolutionary quotes on them.
          d. Stand next to mannequins and stay
             still.  Pretend to be one!

4.
    If you are male, go to the women's makeup counter and demand service.

[Ed - But I guess you are used to that, hey Wayne/Erik!]

5.
    Put comdoms over security cameras, of course avoiding being seen by
them before/while doing so.

7.
    Computers! Write a short BASIC program that spews obscenitites or other
annoying propaganda across the screen of a display computer in a store.
Here's an example of one for a Commodore 64:

    10 PRINT"(CLR HOME)"
    20 POKE 53281,0:POKE 53280,0
    21 INPUT"PRESS ANY KEY FOR DEMO!":A$
    22 IF A$="" THEN 22
    23 PRINT"(CLR HOME)":PRINT:PRINT:PRINT: PRINT
    24 PRINT"(CNTRL-2)THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM VERMEETH"
    25 PRINT"THAT LIKED TO CIRCUMCIZE GUYS WITH HER TEETH"
    26 PRINT"NOT FOR THE MONEY"
    27 PRINT"AND NOT FOR THE GLORY"
    28 PRINT"BUT JUST FOR THE CHEESE UNDERNEATH!!"

Note:
    Where the prg says "(CLR HOME)", you will actually type SHIFT and the
CLR HOME key. A symbol of a heart encased in a box should be displayed.
Where the prg says "(CNTRL-2)", you hold down the CNTRL and the 2 key.

    Run the program, and watch the unsuspecting comsumer become apalled
at the off-color limerick!

[Ed - Why not just trashing the fucking hard drive or sumthin?]

8.
    Phun in the parking lot!

          a. Redirect traffic with orange traffic cones.

          b.(You need a few people for this one) Go past all the newer
            model cars, giving each a healthy shove while passing. This
            should result in an infinite number of car alarms going off at
        once!

9.
    Pranks in the Electronics Dept!

          a. Put porno flick in display VCR. some other very offensive
             commedian in a cassette deck.

[Ed - Better yet, go around to all those combination HiFi systems..
 and set the alarms on the clocks to turn on in about 15 mins. Now, turn
 the volume to the loudest it will go, and repeat with every other system
 in the fucking store! (Try to sync them all together). In fifteen minutes
 watch the fucking store go BESERK, customers dive for cover, staff run in
 all directions - fucking hilarious!]

10.
    Mix smut books in with other books being sold at the
bookstore. Also, if they have a display window, replace one of the
displayed books with the most bizarre smut book you can find.

11.
    Pay F0ne Phun!

    a. See a crowd of annoying mall rats congregating around a pay
    phone waiting for one of their buddies to call them and tell them
    their parents have gone out and it's ok to have the troop of
    degenerates over for a Megadeath listening party? No problem! Go to
    the pay phone across the hallway and watch them curse angrily with
    screams of "What da fuck?!?" as you direct an SSCU to constantly
    call that number and say "Hello, Hello, Hello..."

    b. Pull underneath rubber covering by the handset of a pay fone and
    locate the red wire. Strip it, then cut it. The pay phone will
    accept coins, but won't connect any call after someone has paid for
    it. Go back the next day and twist the spliced ends of the wire
    together. Voila! You have hit the jackpot, and should receive
    every coin that has been insereted into the phone since the red
    wire was cut. c. Put a rubber spider, or something equally
    disquieting in the coin return slot of a pay phone. Stay nearby and
    watch your surprised victim retrieve it!!

12.
    Here are some standard names you can have paged in a depeartment store:

          a. Connie Linkus
          b. Dick Hurtz
          c. Mike Hunt
          d. Ben Dover
          e. Jack Meoff

13.
    Take a powerful magnet, preferably a bar magnet, and hold it in your
hand as inconspicuously as possible. Walk over to a video game in progress
in the mall-rat infested arcade and hold the magnet in back of the machine.
The screen of the video game will be disrupted, to the suprise and dismay
of the players and spectators, until you remove the magnet.


That's all the terroristic pranks we can think of at the moment. But be on
the lookout for Mall Terrorism, Part 2 in the near future!


10.36    How To Terrorize McDonalds

Courtesy of: The Jolly Roger

    Now, although McDonalds is famous for it's advertising and making
the whole world think that the Big Mac is the best thing to come along
since sliced bread (buns?), each little restaurant is as amateur and simple
s a new-found business. Not only are all the employees rather inexperienced
at what they're supposed to do, but they will just loose all control when
an emergency occurs.  Here we go!!!

     First, get a few friends (4 is good. I'll get to this later) and
enter the McDonalds restaurant, talking loudly and reaking of some strange
smell that automatically makes the old couple sitting by the door leave. If
one of those pimply-faced goons is wiping the floor, then track some crap
all over it (you could pretend to slip and break yor head, but you might
actually do so). Next, before you get the food, find a table. start yelling
and releasing some strange body odor so anybody would leave their table and
walk out the door. Sit 2 friends there, and go up to the counter with
another. Find a place where the line is short, or if the line is long say
"I only wanna buy a coke" and you get moved up. Now, you get to do the
ordering.

    Heh heh heh. somebody =always= must want a plain hamburger with
absolutely nothing on it (this takes extra time to make, and drives the
little hamburger-makers insane). Order a 9-pack of chicken McNuggets. No,
a 20 pack. No, three 6 packs...wait...go back to the table and ask who
wants what. your other friend waits by the counter and makes a pass at the
female clerk. Get back to the thing and order three 6-packs of chicken
etc. Now she says "what kind of sauce would you like?". Of course, say
that you all want barbecue sauce one of your friends wants 2 (only if there
are only 2 containers of barbecue sauce left). Then they hafta go into the
storeroom and open up another box. Finally, the drinks...somebody wants
coke, somebody root beer, and somebody diet coke. after these are
delivered, bring them back and say "I didn't order a diet coke! I ordered
a sprite!" this gets them mad; better yet, turn down something terrible
that nobody wants to drink, so they hafta throw the drink away; they can't
sell it. After all the food(?) is handed to you, you must =never= have
enough money to pay. The clerk will be so angry and confused that she'll
let ya get away with it (another influence on her is your friend asking her
"If you let us go I'll go out with you" and giving her a fake fone number).

    Now, back to your table. But first, somebody likes ketchup and
mustard. And plenty (too much) of napkins. Oh, and somebody likes forks
and knives, so always end up breaking the ones you pick outta the box.
have your friends yell out,"yay!!!!! we have munchies!!" as loud as they
can. That'll worry the entire restaurant. Proceed to sit down. So, you are
sitting in the smoking section (by accident) eh? Well, while one of the
tobacco-breathers isn't looking, put a sign from the other side of the room
saying "Do not smoke here" and he'll hafta move. Then he goes into the
real non-smoking section, and gets yelled at. He then thinks that no
smoking is allowed in the restaurant, so he eats outside (in the pouring
rain) after your meal is finished (and quite a few splattered-opened
ketchup packets are all over yer table), try to leave. But oops! somebody
has to do his duty in the men's room. as he goes there, he sticks an
uneated hamburger (would you dare to eat one of their hamburgers?) inside
the toilet, flushes it a while, until it runs all over the bathroom. oops!
send a pimply-faced teenager to clean it up. (He won't know that brown
thing is a hamburger, and he'll get sick. wheee!) as you leave the
restaurant, looking back at your uncleaned table, somebody must remember
that they left their chocolate shake there! The one that's almost full!!!!
he takes it then says "this tastes like crap!", then he takes off the lid
and throws it into the garbage can. Oops! he missed, and now the same poor
soul who's cleaning up the bathroom now hasta clean up chocolate shake.
then leave the joint, reversing the "yes, we're open" sign (as a reminder
of yer visit there you have it! You have just put all of McDonalds into
complete mayhem. And since there is no penalty for littering in a
restaurant, bugging people in a public eatery (or throw-upery, in this
case) you get off scot-free. Wasn't that fun?


10.37    Fun Things to do at School (Do ya hate school?)

Courtesy of: The Jolly Roger

    One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in
a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check
them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a
fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week
while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in
the summer...).

    Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

    Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
inside if they are (gag) IBM.

    Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
cards.

    Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

    Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
is a fascist.

Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

USE YOUR IMAGINATION!


10.38    Fun Things to do with Phones

Courtesy of: The Jolly Roger

    If you live where there are underground lines then you will be able
to ruin someone's phone life very easily. All you must do is go to their
house and find the green junction box that interfaces their line (and
possibly some others in the neighborhood) with the major lines. These can
be found just about anywhere but they are usually underneath the nearest
phone pole. Take a socket wrench and loosen the nut on the right. Then
just take clippers or a sledge hammer or a bomb and destroy the insides and
pull up their phone cable. Now cut it into segments so it can't be fixed
but must be replaced (There is a week's worth of work for 'em!!).



10.39     Fun Things to do at Airports


Did an airline ever lose your luggage?

        Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you
deplane. Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her
retrieve your bags from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your
bags. Before your friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to
get your claim checks back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area,
spend half an hour waiting for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then
report your "missing" luggage, showing your claim checks as proof. Very
few flights ever have a clerk actually check the baggage and collect claim
checks. It's foolish, but they don't. Make a polite, but firm scene and
demand satisfaction. Normally, the airline people will have you fill out a
form and they will attempt to find your luggage. Obviously, they won't
find it. Bug them some...write them letters. Soon, you should get a good
settlement from the airline. Don't try to pull this one on the same
airline more than once!

        Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do
a lot of personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to
use airline travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.

    You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a
switchblade in to your mark's pocket just before he goes through the metal
detector at the airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his
pocket at the same time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the
technique for doing this. It's quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but
totally bogus hijack scenario plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for
terrorist attacks in airport bars and restrooms. This fires up both the
rent-a-cops and the real security people. The security delays and
resultant hassles with passengers create unhappy people who are angry at
airports and airlines. Naturally, the blame for these plans must focus on
your mark. If he has really been bugging you it's about time to get even!


10.40     Fun Things to do with Animals

        If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should
easily pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and
some farm animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or
dog fight that's being held at your mark's home. Explain that you have no
morals against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and
think the fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that
some people are holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the
reporters and SPCA and tell them all about the fight. Mention that your
mark and the cops have a payoff relationship. Give everyone the same
general arrival time, never be too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of
show up at the same time. You might manipulate things so the press and
animal lovers show up first. Even if a real story doesn't develop, you
have scattered some strong seeds of distrust. If you want a stronger
story, find a dead dog on the road or something and plant it near by and
tell the reporters and SPCA where to find the evidence. It will be fun to
hear your mark and the cops talk about everything to the reporters.


    Dead animals are very useful. Wait until your mark goes on a trip
and will be leaving his car or house empty for several days. Get into the
car or house and stuff very large and very dead animals everywhere. Your
mark will probably have to sell his car and fumigate his house when he
returns.

    If you are bothered by big dogs chasing you just take a good
quality plastic water pistol and fill it with freshly squeezed lemon juice.
Shoot the furball right in the eyes and it'll soon stop the canine
harassment.